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So I ate a chick out for at least......
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....a half hour a few weeks ago. I was like a man obsessed. Juices flowin'. My face covered in a gloss. I told her I was going to stick my thumb in her butt. I think that got her a little excited. But she ended up dodging my thumb. She kept trying to take off my necklace. I think she wanted it in her butt. I would have put it in and yanked on it as if I were starting a push mower. I fucked the living shit out of her. Discuss.
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You sure do seem to like putting things up butts. Have you ever had a thumb up your butt? Just curious. I've heard guys (well, gay guys) say it's a turn on.
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#3

you're $500 poorer and have a fever blister?
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there are some good creative writing courses offered in iowa, i have heard

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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PurpleHaze Wrote:You sure do seem to like putting things up butts. Have you ever had a thumb up your butt? Just curious. I've heard guys (well, gay guys) say it's a turn on.


No. I actually told her that because it was along the lines of a hate fuck. She screwed me over once, kind of. I had nothing to lose. I was talking all kinds of shit to her.
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snarg Wrote:there are some good creative writing courses offered in iowa, i have heard


I should be teaching them.
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what? Wrote:you're $40 poorer and have a festering canker sore?

that's more like it...
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#8

Opening a minorthreat thread has is alot like getting the cereal bowl ready then going to the fridge and there's no milk.
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minorthreat Wrote:No. I actually told her that because it was along the lines of a hate fuck. She screwed me over once, kind of. I had nothing to lose. I was talking all kinds of shit to her.

Then you should not have warned her of the impending thumb penatration.
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