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I didn't get to ski
#1

yet this year. I prob won't either this or next month.
I have to go back to Utah before I hit 40 and try the ski jumping class they have out there. That shit looks hella cool. Take off on one of those ramps and get major air. Sweet.
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#2

My friend broke his leg while skiing earlier this year. Went off a jump he didn't see coming and got HUGE air. Everyone around thought it was sweet, so dude just walked off like he was a pro, then went to the hospital.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#3

3 years ago my bro in law and I went out skiing on a really slushy day (mashed potatoes, yo) and he was out of control as usual, and he flew by me around a bend. I saw him veer off towards the trees, and his binding popped and he lost a ski and slid down into the woods. I was watching this as I was skiing behind and toward him.
He spun around and smacked his head on a tree, and came to rest just outside the tree line. I had to spray stop abruptly to help him, and would up covering the fucker from bloody head to toe.
That part was funny, but his 8 head stitches were not. He thought he was blind because he had blood in his eye and couldn't see.
Best part was when I told him we should probably get helmets and he said "no way, it'll ruin my hair!"
What a retard.
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#4

Neither have myself or better half.(more him then me)..skiing has been put on hold until the little on is old enough to try and the east coast get's a good snow fall...

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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#5

I've never been skiing.

I demand the world but offer nothing in return.
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#6

fem Wrote:I've never been skiing.

2nd, and I live in Wisconsin. It's snowing right now.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#7

Did your friends get any good painkillers as a result of their accidents?
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#8

geez... :roll:

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#9

paybacksare Wrote:Did your friends get any good painkillers as a result of their accidents?

You're so hot when strung out. :wub:

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#10

paybacksare Wrote:Did your friends get any good painkillers as a result of their accidents?
That reminds me, PBA. I was cleaning out the boiler room downstairs and threw out a bunch of old college stuff, and found an old scrip for my ex-gf, dated back to 1988. I still had 4 vicodin in it. Do you think those are still good? I don't know who else to ask, and I'm sure you'd know. Wink
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#11

I doubt they're still good LFC.

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#12

LFC Wrote:That reminds me, PBA. I was cleaning out the boiler room downstairs and threw out a bunch of old college stuff, and found an old scrip for my ex-gf, dated back to 1988. I still had 4 vicodin in it. Do you think those are still good? I don't know who else to ask, and I'm sure you'd know. Wink
Why don't you just take em and find out?
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#13

PurpleHaze Wrote:Why don't you just take em and find out?

He'll die if he takes them.

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#14

Learn to Board. You'll like it a lot more.
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Son, I am Disappoint.
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#15

fem Wrote:I've never been skiing.
Flatland in Texas?

Son, I am Disappoint.
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#16

Tribal Dragon Wrote:Flatland in Texas?

We never get snow in my area. Atleast not that much, and when we do it's so much fun.
I tried to sled using a cookie sheet once down a driveway, but there was no ice under the snow, so I then flew foward and busted my chin open. It was bad...

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#17

TomFoolery Wrote:You're so hot when strung out. :wub:

You bring the Vicodin, I'll teach you how to ski and we'll be good to go. Wink
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#18

fem Wrote:He'll die if he takes them.

So what's the problem?

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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paybacksare Wrote:You bring the Vicodin, I'll teach you how to ski and we'll be good to go. Wink

It's a date. You're paying for airfare and lodging, right?

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#20

TomFoolery Wrote:So what's the problem?
I'm not involved
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