[SizeMatters]

face plant right on the sidewalk. and its not new sidewalk either. its the old type with lots of gravel in it and its all broken and jagged. he cut his face up pretty good. blood pourong from a cut on his nose and on his chin.

cut his hand up a bit too. so I get him back in the bathroom and give him some paper towels and peroxide so he can clean up.

I notice he's taking a long time so I send the boss in to check on him. my stomach is already a little uneasy and my asshole is kind of twinging from the site of it the first time.


boss finds out he has just put in a nice big chaw of tobacco (sup Bill?) and rubbing the juice from it on his nose and chin (sup Fem?)

supposedly this is supposede to stop the bleeding. I guess it worked and he drove off okay, though I question whether or not he should really be driving.


mmmmmm, so there is no point to this story. just killing time till 5. 4 minutes to go.

[lad]

After he fell i would of sung "old boy on his ass..... tra la la la la"

to the tune of brown girl in the ring

[TomFoolery]

Rack that dude for resorting to his tin in time of a medical emergency (?) AND for rockin' the dip at 90 AND for driving off after he busted his ass.

[SizeMatters]

he tried to drive of bloodied but some of my customers stopped him and brought him back in.

[TomFoolery]

he tried to drive of bloodied but some of my customers stopped him and brought him back in.

Did you hook your customers up with extra fries for helping dude out?

[SizeMatters]

I jizzed in the deep frier 6 times. no extra charge.






*edit* now Im really curious what would happen. any fast food employess willing to do a little science experiment? (must have digital camera to apply)

[Jesse Antarctica]

like putting water in hot oil.

goddamit there should be some tard out there to do that then put that on the internet.

"internet where even a tard can achieve total fame" (like the starwar fatty do you remember, dunno he was canadian right ?).