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i just dropped a beer and it spewed all over the office carpet
my boss will stop in on his way home in 50 minutes
he can tell if i drank a beer the day before, so i need to get rid of the odour
any helful hints, heloise??
narg:
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
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oh.. before I forget....
pray tell
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piss on the spot
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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it's radical, but poop on the beer-soaked floor, and tell bossman you've suffered from incontinence for a year but this was your first 'episode' in the office.
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Marijuana smoke masks the scent of alcohol. Blaze up.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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damn, those are three very fine suggestions
but the pressure of choosing one over the others is too much for me
i have decided to shit on the spot and then piss all over the shit
afterwards i am gonna fire up a big spliff and fill the room with smoke
the only problem i foresee is that he won't be able to smell "old man odour" with all the other stuff goin on
comments??
narg:
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
