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help!!!!!!! - snarg - 02-05-2005

i just dropped a beer and it spewed all over the office carpet
my boss will stop in on his way home in 50 minutes
he can tell if i drank a beer the day before, so i need to get rid of the odour

any helful hints, heloise??

narg:

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help!!!!!!! - Anhil8tor - 02-05-2005

I didn't think people your age drank anything but ensure....

but to answer your question your old person smell should far outweigh the beer smell.


just sayin

narg:

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help!!!!!!! - Anhil8tor - 02-05-2005

oh.. before I forget....



pray tell

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help!!!!!!! - PurpleHaze - 02-05-2005

lysol?

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help!!!!!!! - cLaY - 02-05-2005

piss on the spot

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help!!!!!!! - Dr. Lecter - 02-05-2005

it's radical, but poop on the beer-soaked floor, and tell bossman you've suffered from incontinence for a year but this was your first 'episode' in the office.

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help!!!!!!! - TomFoolery - 02-05-2005

Marijuana smoke masks the scent of alcohol. Blaze up.

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help!!!!!!! - snarg - 02-05-2005

damn, those are three very fine suggestions
but the pressure of choosing one over the others is too much for me

i have decided to shit on the spot and then piss all over the shit
afterwards i am gonna fire up a big spliff and fill the room with smoke

the only problem i foresee is that he won't be able to smell "old man odour" with all the other stuff goin on

comments??

narg:

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