[Dino]

one friday afternoon a man took his brand new sports car out for a spin.
while on the freeway he decided to see what it could do so he opened it up a little bit.
before he knew it he was doin 80 and enjoyin it.
all the sudden he saw blue lights behind him but decited to gun it thinking "i'm in a sports car, they cant catch me".
now he's doing 120 and the reality of the situation hits him so he pulls over.
the cop came up and asked for his license and registration, so the man gave it to him.
after a few moments the cop says,
"look, its friday, i have an hour left on my shift and i have 3 hours of paperwork i have to do and dont want anymore. if you can give me a reason i have never heard before on why you were running i'll let you go."
the man thought for a second and said,






"well officer, last week my wife ran off with a cop and i thought you were him bringing her back."

"have a nice day" the cop said.