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IT Limerick Thread
#1

Post yours here. Let's make this shit HOF by keeping it poems only (no comments).


Asshat:

That Tom Foolery always is playin'
His Romeo skills entertainin'
I'll bet every chick
Is after his dick
Now don't think I'm gay, I'm just sayin'

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#2

mr asshat comes here to play
some people might think he is gay
while his smack is not bad
it is so very sad
he's just tfool's bitch anyway

Confusednarg:

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#3

the foolery styles amazing
he's always posting "just saying"
he avoids acting gay
we say it's okay
but he still cann't admit he's flaming
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#4

Bill Wrote:the foolery styles amazing
he's always posting "just saying"
he acts like he's it
he's full of bullshit
he avoids acting gay
we say it's okay
but he still cann't admit he's flaming


limerick theard??

good job, bill

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#5

I knew one of you retards would call me on it....fixed.
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#6

on this board
there are no CEO
who come to say hello
but a shitload ot toads
come here aboard
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#7

ntype Wrote:on this board
there are no CEO
who come to say hello
but a shitload ot toads
come here aboard

I'm moving this motherfucker to HOF and sigging this entry.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#8

TomFoolery Wrote:
ntype Wrote:on this board
there are no CEO
who come to say hello
but a shitload ot toads
come here aboard

I'm moving this motherfucker to HOF and sigging this entry.
Do you mean your name is moving this motherfucker to HOF and sigging this entry.

Who said I had to make sense ?
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#9

TomFoolery Wrote:I'm moving this motherfucker to HOF and sigging this entry.

i love the phukker
but ya can't tell the players w/out a program, that is fo sure

Confusednarg:

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#10

Seems clear this thread is for $$ limericks.
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#11

Ni.gger Ni.gger quite contrary how does your garden grow
With chicken behinds and watermelon rinds and my wife who's a big fat hoe.


I just made that up. Damn Im good.
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#12

Have you seen mine?I'm printing them out and taking them to the bank to cash in they're so good.

See You In Toledo
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#13

Nigglet Wrote:Ni.gger Ni.gger quite contrary how does your garden grow
With chicken behinds and watermelon rinds and my wife who's a big fat hoe.


I just made that up. Damn Im good.

Like putting a period in there makes it not racist? Keep it up.
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#14

I hope someone book marks this so we can remember how $$$ Tom's threads were.
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#15

Banana Wrote:Like putting a period in there makes it not racist? Keep it up.

The period bypasses the douche word filter.
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#16

There once was a closet fag named nigglet
Fitting in at web site he loved just didnt fit
Try as he may
he really had nothing interesting to say
so he resorted to racist bullshit

See You In Toledo
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#17

BIRD33 Wrote:There once was a closet fag named nigglet
Fitting in at web site he loved just didnt fit
Try as he may
he really had nothing interesting to say
so he resorted to racist bullshit

Dont quit your day job picking cotton.
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#18

BIRD33 Wrote:There once was a closet fag named nigglet
Fitting in at web site he loved just didnt fit
Try as he may
he really had nothing interesting to say
so he resorted to racist bullshit

Repost?

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#19

SanDog Wrote:Repost?


How so?

See You In Toledo
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#20

BIRD33 Wrote:How so?


I thought you did one like this a while ago. Could be deja vu.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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