01-11-2005, 01:12 AM
I'm going to Mexico. I'll catch you fuckers next week.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
Adios
01-11-2005, 01:14 AM
Choke on a chile and die dude.
01-11-2005, 01:14 AM
have a good time Tom. and drink like 15 for me....I'll pay pay ya the 3 bucks.
01-11-2005, 01:16 AM
Always remember this advice when you are in a foreign place. If you get lost, just find someone and ask, "Estoy buscando a hombre con un pene grande"
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01-11-2005, 01:18 AM
sound advice asshat
try tio remember that tfool
narg:
try tio remember that tfool
narg:
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
01-11-2005, 01:25 AM
Asshat Wrote:Always remember this advice when you are in a foreign place. If you get lost, just find someone and ask, "Estoy buscando a hombre con un pene grande"
he's not wanting to get fuck in the ass.
01-11-2005, 01:30 AM
wtf are ya talkin bout, bill
it don't say nuttin about ass fukkin
narg:
it don't say nuttin about ass fukkin
narg:
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
01-11-2005, 01:35 AM
please don't come back trying to order a fucking burger in mexican. Thanks.
01-11-2005, 01:38 AM
yeah, who the fuck is gonna know what a hamburgesa is??
:roll:
narg:
:roll:
narg:
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
01-11-2005, 01:45 AM
TomFoolery finally hails a cab at the Airport in Mexico. Carrying his trusty notebook sent to him by his friend Arby, he proceeds to tell the cab driver to take him on the scenic route to the hotel.
TomFoolery, "Tengo gusto del pene mucho."
TomFoolery, "Tengo gusto del pene mucho."
01-11-2005, 01:50 AM
Cab Driver looks into the rearview mirror and says, "¿Es usted un hombre raro?"
Quickly Tom leafs through his handy notebook and finds that the cab driver has asked him if he likes it in Mexico.
Proud that he is communicating, tom decides to tell the driver that he likes it very much in Mexico and wants to see all of the beautiful sites. Once again, he turns to Asshat's notebook.
TomFoolery, "SÃ, mucho. Deseo ser un maricón llameante en Ciudad de México y satisfacer amuchos hombres con los penes enormes."
Quickly Tom leafs through his handy notebook and finds that the cab driver has asked him if he likes it in Mexico.
Proud that he is communicating, tom decides to tell the driver that he likes it very much in Mexico and wants to see all of the beautiful sites. Once again, he turns to Asshat's notebook.
TomFoolery, "SÃ, mucho. Deseo ser un maricón llameante en Ciudad de México y satisfacer amuchos hombres con los penes enormes."
01-11-2005, 01:51 AM
pretty bad spanish, but the cab driver speakks english and brings tom where the maricons hang out and tom finds a great lookin tranny who he falls in love with
narg:
narg:
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
01-11-2005, 02:18 AM
cLaY Wrote:where a rubber dude.
and make sure HE wears one. we dont need a mod with ass disease hanging around.
01-11-2005, 02:32 AM
More from Arby's Translator Handbook for TomFoolery:
Can you take me to my hotel now?
¿Habrá hombres raros para el hire en mi hotel?
_________
Can you take me to a nice bar?
¿Puede usted llevarme por favor a una barra gay?
___________
Can you please show me where the bathroom is?
¿usted tiene gusto ahora de ver mi anus?
____________
I like the Mexican customs, do you think I will learn many of them?
Mi pene es muy pequeño, ¿usted piensa que los hombres mexicanos inmóvil como m�
Can you take me to my hotel now?
¿Habrá hombres raros para el hire en mi hotel?
_________
Can you take me to a nice bar?
¿Puede usted llevarme por favor a una barra gay?
___________
Can you please show me where the bathroom is?
¿usted tiene gusto ahora de ver mi anus?
____________
I like the Mexican customs, do you think I will learn many of them?
Mi pene es muy pequeño, ¿usted piensa que los hombres mexicanos inmóvil como m�
01-11-2005, 02:36 AM
Please bring a few of them back with you to post at this board.
I'm sure they will fit right in, as no one makes any sense.
I'm sure they will fit right in, as no one makes any sense.
Son, I am Disappoint.
01-11-2005, 04:08 AM
Beau, He'd never need to order a hamburger in mexican, because he's too busy flippin' em.
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