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TomFoolery - 01-11-2005
I'm going to Mexico. I'll catch you fuckers next week.
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cLaY - 01-11-2005
where a rubber dude.
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asshat - 01-11-2005
Don't forget your floaties.
Adios - bdic - 01-11-2005
Choke on a chile and die dude.
Adios - Bill - 01-11-2005
have a good time Tom. and drink like 15 for me....I'll pay pay ya the 3 bucks.
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asshat - 01-11-2005
Always remember this advice when you are in a foreign place. If you get lost, just find someone and ask, "Estoy buscando a hombre con un pene grande"
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snarg - 01-11-2005
sound advice asshat
try tio remember that tfool

narg:
Adios - Bill - 01-11-2005
Asshat Wrote:Always remember this advice when you are in a foreign place. If you get lost, just find someone and ask, "Estoy buscando a hombre con un pene grande"
he's not wanting to get fuck in the ass.
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snarg - 01-11-2005
wtf are ya talkin bout, bill
it don't say nuttin about ass fukkin

narg:
Adios - Beaucephus - 01-11-2005
please don't come back trying to order a fucking burger in mexican. Thanks.
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snarg - 01-11-2005
yeah, who the fuck is gonna know what a hamburgesa is??
:roll:

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asshat - 01-11-2005
TomFoolery finally hails a cab at the Airport in Mexico. Carrying his trusty notebook sent to him by his friend Arby, he proceeds to tell the cab driver to take him on the scenic route to the hotel.
TomFoolery, "Tengo gusto del pene mucho."
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asshat - 01-11-2005
Cab Driver looks into the rearview mirror and says, "¿Es usted un hombre raro?"
Quickly Tom leafs through his handy notebook and finds that the cab driver has asked him if he likes it in Mexico.
Proud that he is communicating, tom decides to tell the driver that he likes it very much in Mexico and wants to see all of the beautiful sites. Once again, he turns to Asshat's notebook.
TomFoolery, "SÃ, mucho. Deseo ser un maricón llameante en Ciudad de México y satisfacer amuchos hombres con los penes enormes."
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snarg - 01-11-2005
pretty bad spanish, but the cab driver speakks english and brings tom where the maricons hang out and tom finds a great lookin tranny who he falls in love with

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minorthreat - 01-11-2005
Don't suck too many Mexican dicks in the Bario.
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CT280 - 01-11-2005
cLaY Wrote:where a rubber dude.
and make sure HE wears one. we dont need a mod with ass disease hanging around.
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asshat - 01-11-2005
More from Arby's Translator Handbook for TomFoolery:
Can you take me to my hotel now?
¿Habrá hombres raros para el hire en mi hotel?
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Can you take me to a nice bar?
¿Puede usted llevarme por favor a una barra gay?
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Can you please show me where the bathroom is?
¿usted tiene gusto ahora de ver mi anus?
____________
I like the Mexican customs, do you think I will learn many of them?
Mi pene es muy pequeño, ¿usted piensa que los hombres mexicanos inmóvil como m�
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Tribal Dragon - 01-11-2005
Please bring a few of them back with you to post at this board.
I'm sure they will fit right in, as no one makes any sense.
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Undeadcannibal - 01-11-2005
Beau, He'd never need to order a hamburger in mexican, because he's too busy flippin' em.
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Devious - 01-11-2005
Beaucephus Wrote:please don't come back trying to order a fucking burger in mexican. Thanks.
I didn't realize you were still working at Burger King.