[cLaY]

Don't crap in my yard if I shit in your pool...

[Bill]

Don't crap in my yard if I shit in your pool...

if you shit in my pool forget me crappin in your yard. it'll be on your head.

[cLaY]

crap on my head and i'll puke on yer ol' lady's box

[Bill]

crap on my head and i'll puke on yer ol' lady's box

so you HAVE been there...you bastard!

hows livin with the GF going btw? sex life impoving yet?

[PurpleHaze]

poop.

[cLaY]

there for a while it was pretty much non-existant, but a week ago I took her to pick out an engagement ring and since then she's been all over my poll. she even gave me head for no reason.

[Bill]

there for a while it was pretty much non-existant, but a week ago I took her to pick out an engagement ring and since then she's been all over my poll. she even gave me head for no reason.

sucker.....enjoy it while you can....I say after you get hitched you got one year of "good lovin" left. then it'll be bread and water for you.

[asshat]

there for a while it was pretty much non-existant, but a week ago I took her to pick out an engagement ring and since then she's been all over my poll. she even gave me head for no reason.

When you guys set the wedding date, keep in mind that she is going to be wanting it to probably be in June or maybe the winter so that her honeymoon will be in some wintery wonderland. While, you on the other hand, will be picking the date of your last piece of ass.

[cLaY]

she stops giving me sex i'll find it on the side. i'm not living that way, she knows i'm a horny bastard.

[PurpleHaze]

When you guys set the wedding date, keep in mind that she is going to be wanting it to probably be in June or maybe the winter so that her honeymoon will be in some wintery wonderland. While, you on the other hand, will be picking the date of your last piece of ass.

I wanted to get married right when I got engaged. You're girl might be the same way, Clay.

[cLaY]

I wanted to get married right when I got engaged. You're girl might be the same way, Clay.

my plan is to propose Feb 11th, she wants to get married in September. until then i'll be sleeping with as many strippers as i can.

[asshat]

I'll bet the flag will be hanging at half mast for all of the boys down at the Blue Rooster on Feb 11th.

[snarg]

hahaha

bride and groom both have huge smiles on wedding day:
him thinkin never have to look for bj again
her thinkin never have to give bj again
:loool:

narg:

[Bill]

hahaha

bride and groom both have huge smiles on wedding day:
him thinkin never have to look for bj again
her thinkin never have to give bj again
:loool:

narg:

RACK that!

seriously though Clay.don't give her the ring close to a holiday or birthday or anything that can be confused with her recieving it as a gift.

[Undeadcannibal]

I used to fuck beehinves. until I got the clap.