Could someone tell me what are the prerequisites for getting a thread into the hall of fame?
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Well, what I usually do is:
1) Piss into a bottle, you'll need to squirt this up your ass later.
2) Shit into someone else's pants, while they wear them. Preferable someone who is very obese
3) rub on nipple while squirting piss bottle into your ass
4) wait two minutes, and then fart the piss out
5) tape it and give it to leeman.
6) If you don't get three wishes, you did it wrong, send the tape to me, and I'll tell you what didn't go right.
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If I were in the jury, I would give a price to my N1B threat and the sexiest threat
But sexy here is like going to the dentist, a lot of pain!
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I can show you sexy, if you'd like...
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Undeadcannibal Wrote:I can show you sexy, if you'd like...
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number1bitch Wrote:Undeadcannibal Wrote:I can show you sexy, if you'd like...
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Do you like talking to me?
Who said I had to make sense ?
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Sassy Wrote:Do you like talking to me?
only if you talk sexy to me
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well, I call this one the "penis colada"
Basically, I stretch my peehole and stick a funnel in there. Then I pour pina colada mix down it. when it fills up, I shove a match in there. Then I'll cut the head of my penis, and light the match as I pour rubbing alcohol down my shaft. when it's all gone, then I put my wang into a toaster. chicks love black penis.
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Like I said earlier ...
The percentage of : posts/reads
Rating and of cause content ...
Me, Banana, Tom and Leu are the jury .... ( I know I haven't asked ya ... but I do know)
Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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I'm the un official judge. Nothing makes it unless I say so.
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Undeadcannibal Wrote:well, I call this one the "penis colada"
Basically, I stretch my peehole and stick a funnel in there. Then I pour pina colada mix down it. when it fills up, I shove a match in there. Then I'll cut the head of my penis, and light the match as I pour rubbing alcohol down my shaft. when it's all gone, then I put my wang into a toaster. chicks love black penis.
point made! Is a lot worst than going to the dentist
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I like to cum in beards. the scratchy feel against the head of my dick, as it sprays a load all over your face.
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Undeadcannibal Wrote:I like to cum in beards. the scratchy feel against the head of my dick, as it sprays a load all over your face.
my face? in your nightmares, I know an artist just like you barks a lot never bites and has a very small penis
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I never said I was well endowed.
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Undeadcannibal Wrote:I never said I was well endowed.
again, point made!
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but I have two. one is limp.
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