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I'm new here - VitaminE - 12-29-2004

Could someone tell me what are the prerequisites for getting a thread into the hall of fame?

I'm new here - leucetios - 12-30-2004

VitaminE Wrote:Could someone tell me what are the prerequisites for getting a thread into the hall of fame?
I can tell you how not to get a thread into the Hall of Fame.

I'm new here - Undeadcannibal - 12-30-2004

Well, what I usually do is:

1) Piss into a bottle, you'll need to squirt this up your ass later.
2) Shit into someone else's pants, while they wear them. Preferable someone who is very obese
3) rub on nipple while squirting piss bottle into your ass
4) wait two minutes, and then fart the piss out
5) tape it and give it to leeman.
6) If you don't get three wishes, you did it wrong, send the tape to me, and I'll tell you what didn't go right.

I'm new here - number1bitch - 12-30-2004

If I were in the jury, I would give a price to my N1B threat and the sexiest threat
But sexy here is like going to the dentist, a lot of pain!

I'm new here - Undeadcannibal - 12-30-2004

I can show you sexy, if you'd like...

I'm new here - number1bitch - 12-30-2004

Undeadcannibal Wrote:I can show you sexy, if you'd like...

waiting

I'm new here - Sassy - 12-30-2004

number1bitch Wrote:
Undeadcannibal Wrote:I can show you sexy, if you'd like...

waiting
Do you like talking to me?

I'm new here - number1bitch - 12-30-2004

Sassy Wrote:Do you like talking to me?

only if you talk sexy to me

I'm new here - Undeadcannibal - 12-30-2004

well, I call this one the "penis colada"

Basically, I stretch my peehole and stick a funnel in there. Then I pour pina colada mix down it. when it fills up, I shove a match in there. Then I'll cut the head of my penis, and light the match as I pour rubbing alcohol down my shaft. when it's all gone, then I put my wang into a toaster. chicks love black penis.

I'm new here - leeman - 12-30-2004

Like I said earlier ...

The percentage of : posts/reads
Rating and of cause content ...

Me, Banana, Tom and Leu are the jury .... ( I know I haven't asked ya ... but I do know)

I'm new here - Undeadcannibal - 12-30-2004

I'm the un official judge. Nothing makes it unless I say so.

I'm new here - number1bitch - 12-30-2004

Undeadcannibal Wrote:well, I call this one the "penis colada"

Basically, I stretch my peehole and stick a funnel in there. Then I pour pina colada mix down it. when it fills up, I shove a match in there. Then I'll cut the head of my penis, and light the match as I pour rubbing alcohol down my shaft. when it's all gone, then I put my wang into a toaster. chicks love black penis.
point made! Is a lot worst than going to the dentist

Undeadcannibal Wrote:I'm the un official judge. Nothing makes it unless I say so.

I am Santa Claus

I'm new here - Undeadcannibal - 12-30-2004

I like to cum in beards. the scratchy feel against the head of my dick, as it sprays a load all over your face.

I'm new here - number1bitch - 12-30-2004

Undeadcannibal Wrote:I like to cum in beards. the scratchy feel against the head of my dick, as it sprays a load all over your face.

my face? in your nightmares, I know an artist just like you barks a lot never bites and has a very small penis

I'm new here - Undeadcannibal - 12-30-2004

I never said I was well endowed.

I'm new here - number1bitch - 12-30-2004

Undeadcannibal Wrote:I never said I was well endowed.
again, point made!

I'm new here - Undeadcannibal - 12-30-2004

but I have two. one is limp.