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I had sex with Fem last night.....
#1

She just doesn't know it yet.....Just sayin
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#2

Wow, what a night. Smile I am as horny as a three balled billy goat right now.
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#3

i'll sacrifice myself; use me
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#4

fem Wrote:Wow, what a night. Smile I am as horny as a three balled billy goat right now.

Your last task will be phone sex.

apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:

Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.

pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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#5

fem Wrote:Wow, what a night. Smile I am as horny as a three balled billy goat right now.

Your last task will be phone secx

apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:

Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.

pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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#6

Michman Wrote:I had sex with Fem last night.....She just doesn't know it yet.....Just sayin

If you guys can imagine being swabbed with a small Q-tip, then you can begin to imagine the level of erotica that I encountered. Rolleyes
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#7

fem Wrote:If you guys can imagine being swabbed with a small Q-tip, then you can begin to imagine the level of erotica that I encountered. Rolleyes
you fucked her ear?
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#8

Wyldbill Wrote:you fucked her ear?

My aim was a little off.....but she was a good sport.

apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:

Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.

pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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#9

fem Wrote:I am as horny as a three balled billy goat right now.
and to think I figured no one else knew what that felt like...

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#10

Michman Wrote:She just doesn't know it yet.....Just sayin

she didn't feel a thing??? Awwww you poor guy! Couldn't she find it??

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#11

You come up with some good shit here farie
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#12

it's good to be me....*blushes*....thank you

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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#13

Fairiedust Wrote:she didn't feel a thing??? Awwww you poor guy! Couldn't she find it??

[Image: DETECTIVE.jpg]
Should hit the deduct rep for that smack....but didnt.. Was kinda funny

apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:

Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.

pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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#14

There's a saying about Sexing fem:

"Only if you like seafood"

If you don't get it, I can understand, so here's a hint. CRABS.

Shoot Straight . . . Conserve Ammo . . . And Never Ever Cut A Deal With A Dragon
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#15

with a little cocktail sauce i presume..

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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