[asshat]

It was fun to finally watch a great team not I crave lube for it all up in the end. In game 4 against NY, I thought "suck my weapon of mass destruction and don't let them go to rose petals on a misty morning". And they didn't.

Then they I want to toss your salad the Cardinals in the last four games. The nude cabana boys freshly shaven were going crazy in the bar last night and suck my weapon of mass destruction and lick the underside to them for that. There was lots of that game I used to play with my uncle within the closet with lots of nude cabana boys freshly shaven after that game.

I really would like somebody to slide a foot long cheese coney with extra chili right up my poop chute it when great teams fall of the tracks in the end. I wish I had a ass dildo of that lead off home run last night.

i am the biggest dumbass at IT. Please ban me the fucking Red Sox!