[VitaminE]

I turned on the crapper fan and went outside. I could smell it from the front yard,

[Banana]

Originally posted by VitaminE@Oct 1 2004, 12:25 PM
I turned on the crapper fan and went outside.  I could smell it from the front yard,

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:loool: Gross.

[Sarng]

That is like the grossest thing I have ever heard.

[TomFoolery]

Originally posted by chickychick@Oct 1 2004, 07:30 PM
That is like the grossest thing I have ever heard. 

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I'd like to spread open my asshole and shit all over your face and neck. I'd push extra hard so there was some splatter effect instead of just a 12" log. Then I'd lick it all off and proceed to suck your asshole until my teeth were covered in mud. Then I'd throw up on your face, lick it all up, put it in a pint glass, and force you to drink it.

[Sarng]

Originally posted by TomFoolery@Oct 1 2004, 09:37 PM
I'd like to spread open my asshole and shit all over your face and neck.  I'd push extra hard so there was some splatter effect instead of just a 12" log.  Then I'd lick it all off and proceed to suck your asshole until my teeth were covered in mud.    Then I'd throw up on your face, lick it all up, put it in a pint glass, and force you to drink it.

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Okay, I am going to just go ahead and forward this one on to the FBI. You need medical help.

[TomFoolery]

Originally posted by chickychick@Oct 1 2004, 07:42 PM
Okay, I am going to just go ahead and forward this one on to the FBI.  You need medical help.

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The point I was trying to make is that you've said "this is the grossest thing I've ever heard" 5 times out of your first 35 posts. I posted that so you would stop changing your mind. B)

[Sarng]

Originally posted by TomFoolery@Oct 1 2004, 09:44 PM
The point I was trying to make is that you've said "this is the grossest thing I've ever heard" 5 times out of your first 35 posts.  I posted that so you would stop changing your mind.  B)

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What can I say. I have to call em like I see em. And surely I have said it more than 5 times.

[Jack Rabb!t]

Sometimes I poop on the toilet seat just to see what it looks like close up.

[VitaminE]

My dream girl would 69 with me on the shitter while I take a dookie.

I'd give her a swirly for laughs!

[Jack Rabb!t]

Originally posted by VitaminE@Oct 1 2004, 09:01 PM
My dream girl would 69 with me on the shitter while I take a dookie.

I'd give her a swirly for laughs!

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I would prefer just a plain ol' blow job. Can't cancentrate on two things at once.

[VitaminE]

Originally posted by V!taminE@Oct 1 2004, 03:03 PM
I would prefer just a plain ol' blow job. Can't cancentrate on two things at once.

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You'd put a blow job before poopin'. I've never done that. I think I'll try that with my woman.

[Jack Rabb!t]

Originally posted by VitaminE@Oct 1 2004, 09:07 PM
You'd put a blow job before poopin'.  I've never done that.  I think I'll try that with my woman.

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Hell no. Pooping is always a priotory. But, V!tE is not going to attend to her needs whilst pooping. Too many brain cells required for that shit!