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Rude joke
#1

Horse Race Line up

In lane 1. Passionate Lady

In lane 2. Bare Belly

In lane 3. Silk Panties

In lane 4. Conscience

In lane 5. Jockey Shorts

In lane 6. Clean Sheets

In lane 7. Thighs
In lane 8. Big Dick

In lane 9. Heavy Bosom
In lane 10. Merry Cherry

AND THEY'RE OFF!!!

Conscience is left behind at the gate. Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties

are
off in a hurry. Heavy Bosom is being pressured. Passionate Lady is

caught
between Thighs and Big Dick is in a dangerous spot.

AT THE HALFWAY MARK:

It's Bare Belly on top, Thighs open and Big Dick is pushing in. Heavy

Bosom
is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets. Passionate Lady and Thighs

are
working hard on Bare Belly. Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from

Big
Dick.
AT THE STRETCH:

Merry Cherry pops under the strain. Bare Belly is making a final push.

Big
Dick is in and Passionate Lady is coming.

AT THE FINISH:

It's Big Dick giving everything he's got and Passionate Lady takes everything Big Dick has to offer. It looks like a dead heat but Big

Dick
comes through with one final thrust and wins by a head...
Bare Belly shows...
Thighs weakens...
Heavy Bosom pulls up.. and Clean Sheets never had a chance.
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#2

lol. thats great.

DIVTIVS VOS OBTVTVS IN CASSVS, PENITVS CASSVS OBTVTVS IN VOS.
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#3

good one lol... :lol:
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#4

Planet Velvet??????????????????

[size=1][size=2]You're just jealous cause the voices only speak to me.


Son's of Cunniligus - personal trainer.

I speak in tongues.[/size]
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#5

poor clean sheets...

Shoot Straight . . . Conserve Ammo . . . And Never Ever Cut A Deal With A Dragon
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#6

horses are fun.
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#7

I pray to god you are referring to the joke, and nothing more...

Shoot Straight . . . Conserve Ammo . . . And Never Ever Cut A Deal With A Dragon
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#8

that's for me to know and for sea-biscut to find out.
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#9

I'm afraid Sea-biscuit already knows... :blink:

Shoot Straight . . . Conserve Ammo . . . And Never Ever Cut A Deal With A Dragon
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#10

that reminds me.. i'm gonna get a horse and name it "about to be glue"
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#11

lol

DIVTIVS VOS OBTVTVS IN CASSVS, PENITVS CASSVS OBTVTVS IN VOS.
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#12

I would name my horse "Fuckin' Cunt" Because I like that term, and I would love to hear it said on national TV.

Shoot Straight . . . Conserve Ammo . . . And Never Ever Cut A Deal With A Dragon
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#13

i can definatly imagin that.
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#14

that's because once I control the world, It's going to happen. Smile

Shoot Straight . . . Conserve Ammo . . . And Never Ever Cut A Deal With A Dragon
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#15

if you control the world it will be a much more fun place
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#16

maybe I should share one of my various world dominations plans with the people here?

Shoot Straight . . . Conserve Ammo . . . And Never Ever Cut A Deal With A Dragon
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#17

go for it. start a thread.
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#18

I need a good laugh so go for it hun Wink
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#19

Quote:Originally posted by velvet@Mar 11 2004, 02:37 AM
I need a good laugh so go for it hun  Wink
How about this hun ....?


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#20

and that's all i have to say about that
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