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Rude joke - Velvet - 03-11-2004
Horse Race Line up
In lane 1. Passionate Lady
In lane 2. Bare Belly
In lane 3. Silk Panties
In lane 4. Conscience
In lane 5. Jockey Shorts
In lane 6. Clean Sheets
In lane 7. Thighs
In lane 8. Big Dick
In lane 9. Heavy Bosom
In lane 10. Merry Cherry
AND THEY'RE OFF!!!
Conscience is left behind at the gate. Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties
are
off in a hurry. Heavy Bosom is being pressured. Passionate Lady is
caught
between Thighs and Big Dick is in a dangerous spot.
AT THE HALFWAY MARK:
It's Bare Belly on top, Thighs open and Big Dick is pushing in. Heavy
Bosom
is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets. Passionate Lady and Thighs
are
working hard on Bare Belly. Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from
Big
Dick.
AT THE STRETCH:
Merry Cherry pops under the strain. Bare Belly is making a final push.
Big
Dick is in and Passionate Lady is coming.
AT THE FINISH:
It's Big Dick giving everything he's got and Passionate Lady takes everything Big Dick has to offer. It looks like a dead heat but Big
Dick
comes through with one final thrust and wins by a head...
Bare Belly shows...
Thighs weakens...
Heavy Bosom pulls up.. and Clean Sheets never had a chance.
Rude joke - War - 03-11-2004
lol. thats great.
Rude joke - bug - 03-11-2004
good one lol... :lol:
Rude joke - greg - 03-11-2004
Planet Velvet??????????????????
Rude joke - Undeadcannibal - 03-11-2004
poor clean sheets...
Rude joke - Suicide Jim - 03-11-2004
horses are fun.
Rude joke - Undeadcannibal - 03-11-2004
I pray to god you are referring to the joke, and nothing more...
Rude joke - Suicide Jim - 03-11-2004
that's for me to know and for sea-biscut to find out.
Rude joke - Undeadcannibal - 03-11-2004
I'm afraid Sea-biscuit already knows... :blink:
Rude joke - Suicide Jim - 03-11-2004
that reminds me.. i'm gonna get a horse and name it "about to be glue"
Rude joke - War - 03-11-2004
lol
Rude joke - Undeadcannibal - 03-11-2004
I would name my horse "Fuckin' Cunt" Because I like that term, and I would love to hear it said on national TV.
Rude joke - Suicide Jim - 03-11-2004
i can definatly imagin that.
Rude joke - Undeadcannibal - 03-11-2004
that's because once I control the world, It's going to happen.
Rude joke - Suicide Jim - 03-11-2004
if you control the world it will be a much more fun place
Rude joke - Undeadcannibal - 03-11-2004
maybe I should share one of my various world dominations plans with the people here?
Rude joke - Suicide Jim - 03-11-2004
go for it. start a thread.
Rude joke - Velvet - 03-11-2004
I need a good laugh so go for it hun
Rude joke - leeman - 03-11-2004
Quote:Originally posted by velvet@Mar 11 2004, 02:37 AMHow about this hun ....?
I need a good laugh so go for it hun
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2004 8:36 pm Post subject: It's that time again!!!!!
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I just tried to get into the Lounge!
Sorry but only users granted special access can read topics in this forum
Foiled for the second time!!!!!
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2004 9:14 pm Post subject:
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relax mt. just get back on the train.
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Rude joke - Suicide Jim - 03-11-2004
and that's all i have to say about that