[Banana]

Despite our best efforts to fuck it up, the Banana and Jimmy's ball team actually took home the division trophy last night. Let me note a few things:
a. there are about 100 teeth on the whole team - and most of them belong to Jimmy and I
b. most of the ball players smoke so much weed during the game that their eyes aren't even open
c. most of our team drinks to excess - the day of the game and the night BEFORE the game
d. most players on our team are over 40 years old.
The odds were stacked against us. But, we won. YAY!!
I'm exceptionally hung-over today. :mellow:

[leucetios]

congrats, and I'd hate to see the other teams

[WoolyGoat]

let's hear your stats

[Banana]

Originally posted by WoolyGoat@Sep 20 2004, 08:58 AM
let's hear your stats

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What are stats?
Umm, our win/loss record this year, prior to playoffs, was 4 wins 14 losses.

[ClayRock]

Originally posted by Banana@Sep 20 2004, 09:52 AM
Despite our best efforts to fuck it up, the Banana and Jimmy's ball team actually took home the division trophy last night. Let me note a few things:
a. there are about 100 teeth on the whole team - and most of them belong to Jimmy and I
[b]b. most of the ball players smoke so much weed during the game that their eyes aren't even open
c. most of our team drinks to excess - the day of the game and the night BEFORE the game
d. most players on our team are over 40 years old.
The odds were stacked against us.  But, we won. YAY!!
I'm exceptionally hung-over today.  :mellow:

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Next season can i come live you guys and play?

They don't allow that in our league, that's for sure.

[WoolyGoat]

Originally posted by Banana@Sep 20 2004, 11:16 AM
What are stats?
Umm, our win/loss record this year, prior to playoffs, was 4 wins 14 losses.

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I mean, how did you do personally. For example, Jason Varitek was 0-4 with 3 strikeouts on Sunday...

[Banana]

Originally posted by WoolyGoat@Sep 20 2004, 09:45 AM
I mean, how did you do personally.  For example, Jason Varitek was 0-4 with 3 strikeouts on Sunday...

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Oh :$ I'm not a good ball player. Yesterday, I played well. Had 2 RBI's, got on base four times in five at bats, was walked once.

[Devious]

How were you even in the playoffs with a record like that? What was there 3 teams in the league?

[Banana]

Originally posted by Devious@Sep 20 2004, 09:49 AM
How were you even in the playoffs with a record like that?  What was there 3 teams in the league?

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Nah, everyone makes the playoffs. We finished last in the league, so our first game was against the team that finished first. In fairness, we won that game by default - they didn't have enough players. The other three games, we won on our own merit.

[WoolyGoat]

Originally posted by Banana@Sep 20 2004, 11:48 AM
Oh :$ [b]I'm not a good ball player.  Yesterday, I played well.  Had 2 RBI's, got on base four times in five at bats, was walked once.

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:o

[VitaminE]

You beat a bunch of Canandians? Is this reason to celebrate?

[CodeWarrior]

Originally posted by WoolyGoat@Sep 20 2004, 11:45 AM
I mean, how did you do personally.  For example, Jason Varitek was 0-4 with 3 strikeouts on Sunday...

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Say that again please :drool:

[Bill]