DerKommissar
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DerKommissar
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I wish I wasn't a lazy fuck, this would be a perfect place to paste the script for Willy Wonka's paddle boat scene. Found it!
37. THE TUNNEL
(Commotion. Disgusting images flash on the wall.)
VERUCA: I don't like this ride, Daddy.
WONKA: Faster!
MR. SALT: Wonka, do me a favor? Tell those people to stop
paddling back there.
WONKA: Faster!
MRS. TEEVEE: We're going too fast!
WONKA: Faster! Faster!
VIOLET: We're gonna sink, I know it!
VERUCA: Why doesn't he stop the boat?
WONKA: Faster!
MR. SALT: Hang on, darling! Just close your eyes and hang
on tight!
MIKE: What's happening?
WONKA: Faster!
VIOLET: What is this, a freak-out?
MR. BEAUREGARDE: Hey, this isn't funny, Wonka!
MR. SALT: You can't possibly see where you're going, Wonka!
WONKA: You're right. I can't.
MIKE: Boy, what a great series this would make.
MR. SALT: Wonka . . .
CHARLIE: This is kind of strange . . .
GRANDPA JOE: Yeah, strange, Charlie, but it's fun! Ha ha!
MIKE: This is terrific!
MRS. TEEVEE: Ugghhhhhh . . .
MR. SALT: How much to get off the boat, Wonka?
MRS. TEEVEE: Ugghhh . . . I think I'm gonna be sick.
MR. SALT: I can take a joke, but this has gone too far.
MR. BEAUREGARDE: Tell that little guy to turn us around,
Wonka!
MRS. TEEVEE: Aaaaaaa! Now I am gonna be sick!
VERUCA: Save me, Daddy!
CHARLIE: (reacting when Slugworth's face appears on the
wall) Grandpa!
GRANDPA: It couldn't be.
(A few screams . . .)
WONKA:
THERE'S NO EARTHLY WAY OF KNOWING
MR. SALT: Heh, heh . . . he's singing . . .
WONKA:
WHICH DIRECTION WE ARE GOING
THERE'S NO KNOWING WHERE WE'RE ROWING
MR. SALT:
(echoing) ROWING . . .
WONKA:
OR WHICH WAY THE RIVER'S FLOWING
IS IT RAINING
IS IT SNOWING
IS A HURRICANE A-BLOWING
Bleh!
Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of hell a glowing?
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
Yes! The danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing
And they're certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing!
(Wonka screams. Chaos.)
VERUCA: Oh, make him stop, Daddy!
MR. SALT: Wonka, this has gone far enough!
WONKA: Quite right, sir! Stop the boat!