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Suspect Zero
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This movie is a complete waste of time. Apart from being unbelievable (which I could deal with, I mean, I watched Aliens Vs Predators happily) it has Zero characterization. Zero reason to care about the outcome, or the people in it. It moves slow. It isn't jumpy. It's premise is barely worth a hypothetical discussion, far less a two hour movie. It did bring up some interesting, if not already beaten to death, themes. I could think of at least three things that could start a decent discussion, but all this movie did was present them in the most superficial way. It brought nothing new to the table, fuck it didn't even bring anything old to the table. This movie couldn't find the fucking table.

And the acting was sub-standard. Carrie-Anne Moss wasn't great at actiing in the matrix, and here she fell a notch. Of course, they weren't given half decent dialog to work with.

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#2

i havent seen this movie...
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#3

I havent heard of it :S
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#4

Quote:Originally posted by buzzkill+Sep 7 2004, 01:08 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(buzzkill @ Sep 7 2004, 01:08 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>i havent seen this movie...
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don't see it

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I havent heard of it :S
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you were better off then Smile
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#5

Have never heard of it, but sounds like that is a good thing. :lol:

Take a chance before it takes you!:fuckYou:
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#6

Yeah. I hadn't heard of it either. Then I showed up at the movies without planning anything and it was the only thing on. A woman in line said she saw it and it was good. I saw her afterwards and could have smacked her :angry:
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#7

:lmao: You men believe anything we tell you......

Take a chance before it takes you!:fuckYou:
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#8

BAH!!
BAH I say BAH

I should have asked what she was in line to see. Probably Princess Diaries 2 :angry:
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#9

the name alone sounds out-and-out to hooky to me.
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#10

The name. Hrm. Perhaps I should say SPOILER. Of course, it is a piece of shit, so how could I spoil it? Anyway, the name relates to a guy in the movie's theory that a serial killer exists (or could exist) who has no pattern, no fixed MO. And that if such a person does, or did, exist we would never be able to find them, because we rely heaily on patterns to track serial killers.

:joff:
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#11

is it worse than that one ocean movie?

Shoot Straight . . . Conserve Ammo . . . And Never Ever Cut A Deal With A Dragon
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#12

Open Water? I haven't seen it yet. But I wanted to. Something about the cuts made me feel a little uncomfortable. But it sucked, huh?
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#13

yeah. Imagine watching a fat guy fall off a raft in the middle of a disneyland water adventure ride (crappy thingy). then, imagine that that event was nowhere near funny at all, or even amusing. Then you have open Water.

Shoot Straight . . . Conserve Ammo . . . And Never Ever Cut A Deal With A Dragon
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#14

**scratches Open Water off his list**
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#15

now that one about the lisa chick, and the dude with the weird face...dammit...that one about the new york, and the love. That one was surprisingly acceptable.

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#16

lisa chick? weird face? new york?

I have no idea what you mean man
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#17

Quote:Originally posted by Undeadcannibal@Sep 7 2004, 08:17 PM
now that one about the lisa chick, and the dude with the weird face...dammit...that one about the new york, and the love. That one was surprisingly acceptable.
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Huh wtf?

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#18

shit. I'd have to looks it up, hold one.

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#19

WICKER PARK!! that's it!

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#20

Josh Hartnett? In Chicago? With ROSE Byrne?

:roll:


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