[leucetios]

I just remembered this joke. Its so bad I had to subject you all to it, just to get it out of my head


Here goes:
"I'm not a homo-necrophiliac," said Tom in dead Earnest.






I feel better already

[Banana]

Originally posted by leucetios@Sep 3 2004, 10:45 AM
I just remembered this joke.  Its so bad I had to subject you all to it, just to get it out of my head
Here goes:
[b]"I'm not a homo-necrophiliac," said Tom in dead Earnest.
I feel better already

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laptom:

[CT280]

my membership fee just paid for itself.

[leucetios]

Originally posted by banana@Sep 3 2004, 08:56 AM
laptom:

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for that.. you pay

[leucetios]

"I wasn't there", said Tom absently.

"I like modern painting", said Tom abstractly

"I manufacture those tabletops that separate store clerks from their customers", said Tom counterproductively.

"The nights are awfully lonely out on the range," he said sheepishly. (Gag!

[leucetios]

and the coup de grace

"The prisoner escaped by climbing down a rope", said Tom condescendingly.

:loool:

[Banana]

:llma: Those were good.

[TomFoolery]

:mellow:

[Banana]

Originally posted by TomFoolery@Sep 3 2004, 12:18 PM
:mellow:

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Tom said, melodramatically.

:loool: I kill me!

[leucetios]

laptom:

[Banana]

Originally posted by leucetios@Sep 3 2004, 12:51 PM
laptom:

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So, a baby seal walks into a club.







PS - My brilliant boss didn't get that joke. He was picturing a seal walking into a nightclub. :roll:

[leucetios]

I LOVE the baby seal joke. :loool: Heard it before, but it's still just as funny

[leucetios]

In honor of the upcoming pun contest:

When I was a kid, my Mom forbade me to pull my brother around in the 'ol Radio Flyer, because she was afraid he'd lose a tooth or something. But we were little rebels, though, and sometimes even rebels have to bite their lip and jump on the banned wagon.

[Banana]

Originally posted by leucetios@Sep 3 2004, 12:57 PM
In honor of the upcoming pun contest:

When I was a kid, my Mom forbade me to pull my brother around in the 'ol Radio Flyer, because she was afraid he'd lose a tooth or something.    But we were little rebels, though, and sometimes even rebels have to bite their lip and jump on the banned wagon.

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You're not allowed to participate in this contest, are you?
:mellow:

[leucetios]

fucked if I know. Worried about the competition? >_>


Necrophilia: That uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one.

[Tribal Dragon]

:op:

[leucetios]

you people have no sense of humor >_>

[lad]

Originally posted by leucetios@Sep 3 2004, 08:03 PM
fucked if I know. Worried about the competition? >_>
[b]Necrophilia: That uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one.

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made me laugh :lol:

[leucetios]

see? The British have a great sense of humor

[Suicide Jim]

a similar joke.

two necrophliacs walk by a mourge(sp). one asks the other "wanna grab a cold one?"