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bad joke - sorry - leucetios - 09-03-2004

I just remembered this joke. Its so bad I had to subject you all to it, just to get it out of my head


Here goes:
"I'm not a homo-necrophiliac," said Tom in dead Earnest.






I feel better already

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bad joke - sorry - Banana - 09-03-2004

Quote:Originally posted by leucetios@Sep 3 2004, 10:45 AM
I just remembered this joke.  Its so bad I had to subject you all to it, just to get it out of my head
Here goes:
[b]"I'm not a homo-necrophiliac," said Tom in dead Earnest.
I feel better already

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laptom:

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bad joke - sorry - CT280 - 09-03-2004

my membership fee just paid for itself.

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bad joke - sorry - leucetios - 09-03-2004

Quote:Originally posted by banana@Sep 3 2004, 08:56 AM
laptom:

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for that.. you pay

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bad joke - sorry - leucetios - 09-03-2004

"I wasn't there", said Tom absently.

"I like modern painting", said Tom abstractly

"I manufacture those tabletops that separate store clerks from their customers", said Tom counterproductively.

"The nights are awfully lonely out on the range," he said sheepishly. (Gag!

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bad joke - sorry - leucetios - 09-03-2004

and the coup de grace

"The prisoner escaped by climbing down a rope", said Tom condescendingly.

:loool:

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bad joke - sorry - Banana - 09-03-2004

:llma: Those were good.

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bad joke - sorry - TomFoolery - 09-03-2004

:mellow:

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bad joke - sorry - Banana - 09-03-2004

Quote:Originally posted by TomFoolery@Sep 3 2004, 12:18 PM
:mellow:

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Tom said, melodramatically.

:loool: I kill me!

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bad joke - sorry - leucetios - 09-03-2004

laptom:

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bad joke - sorry - Banana - 09-03-2004

Quote:Originally posted by leucetios@Sep 3 2004, 12:51 PM
laptom:

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So, a baby seal walks into a club.







PS - My brilliant boss didn't get that joke. He was picturing a seal walking into a nightclub. :roll:

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bad joke - sorry - leucetios - 09-03-2004

I LOVE the baby seal joke. :loool: Heard it before, but it's still just as funny

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bad joke - sorry - leucetios - 09-03-2004

In honor of the upcoming pun contest:

When I was a kid, my Mom forbade me to pull my brother around in the 'ol Radio Flyer, because she was afraid he'd lose a tooth or something. But we were little rebels, though, and sometimes even rebels have to bite their lip and jump on the banned wagon.

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bad joke - sorry - Banana - 09-03-2004

Quote:Originally posted by leucetios@Sep 3 2004, 12:57 PM
In honor of the upcoming pun contest:

When I was a kid, my Mom forbade me to pull my brother around in the 'ol Radio Flyer, because she was afraid he'd lose a tooth or something.    But we were little rebels, though, and sometimes even rebels have to bite their lip and jump on the banned wagon.

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You're not allowed to participate in this contest, are you?
:mellow:

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bad joke - sorry - leucetios - 09-03-2004

fucked if I know. Worried about the competition? >_>


Necrophilia: That uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one.

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bad joke - sorry - Tribal Dragon - 09-03-2004

:op:

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bad joke - sorry - leucetios - 09-03-2004

you people have no sense of humor >_>

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bad joke - sorry - lad - 09-03-2004

Quote:Originally posted by leucetios@Sep 3 2004, 08:03 PM
fucked if I know. Worried about the competition? >_>
[b]Necrophilia: That uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one.

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made me laugh :lol:

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bad joke - sorry - leucetios - 09-03-2004

see? The British have a great sense of humor

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bad joke - sorry - Suicide Jim - 09-03-2004

a similar joke.

two necrophliacs walk by a mourge(sp). one asks the other "wanna grab a cold one?"

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