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Diamonds are Forever
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[Image: DeBeers.jpg]
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#2

I have done a long term study and discovered wedding cake inhibits a womans ability to perform oral sex.
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#3

an addition.
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#4

why do we get cheated?...diamonds last forever while a good hummer lasts what half an hour?....seems like a rip off to me.
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Quote:Originally posted by Wyldbill@Aug 30 2004, 08:47 AM
I have done a long term study and discovered wedding cake inhibits a womans ability to perform oral sex.
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Not universally true.
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Quote:Originally posted by banana@Aug 30 2004, 09:43 PM
Not universally true.
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I have only one word for that reply....BULLSHIT
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Quote:Originally posted by Wyldbill@Aug 30 2004, 07:45 PM
I have only one word for that reply....BULLSHIT
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I could get jimmy to confirm. I'm being serious. Any woman who says she doesn't like doing that is lying. And should marry Tom.
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#8

hummm Tom slobs the knob pretty good then.....?
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Quote:Originally posted by banana@Aug 31 2004, 02:48 AM
I could get jimmy to confirm.  I'm being serious.  Any woman who says she doesn't like doing that is lying.  And should marry Tom.
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No fucking way. Speaking of slobbing the knob, what ever happened to your 18 year old sister that was supposed to visit here?

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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Quote:Originally posted by Wyldbill@Aug 31 2004, 02:49 AM
hummm Tom slobs the knob pretty good then.....?
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You'd like that, wouldn't you...

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#11

all shit to the side, banana, if you can prove that to my girlfriend, i'll suck your dick.
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#12

clay knows the pain...lol..
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Quote:Originally posted by Tom Foolery@Aug 30 2004, 10:12 PM
You'd like that, wouldn't you...
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only if you promise not to scrape your teeth.
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Quote:Originally posted by Tom Foolery@Aug 30 2004, 08:11 PM
No fucking way.  Speaking of slobbing the knob, what ever happened to your 18 year old sister that was supposed to visit here?
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Ya, I'll get her to come here soon. I'll send her an email right now.
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#15

Thats why pearls are better. When shes tired of her pearl necklace she can just wipe it off

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