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Uses for the Penis
#1

Besides sex .. name a few other uses ?

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#2

hat rack
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#3

Gives you something to do with your hands when you are not catching, throwing or hitting a baseball at the moment.

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#4

A fall back decision maker when your blood alcohol content is not allowing the brain to function at 100%.

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#5

Playtoy for females, Hammer, pulltoy, firehose. The most frustrating to all females
who wish they could....writing instrument, for writing your name in the snow or sand.
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#6

Teabag handle for when your buddy has had way too much to drink and one of the girls has a digital camera.

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#7

Writing instument in the winter.

Turkey thermometer
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#8

Crowd control.
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#9

Doorbell ringer when you are carrying groceries.

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#10

Using it to choke someone after you've sliced it off of someone else...
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#11

Use it to clean off some of the solid pieces on the sides of the inside of the tiolet bowl when urinating.
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#12

Something to grab hold of to get a guys attention "attention getter"

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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#13

toothbrush

sin,
VitE
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#14

Suppository injector,

Sin
Wyldbill.
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#15

I ahve used it to chekc the varying depths of the water I am pissing in from time to time.
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#16

Gear stick

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#17

rectal thermometer

Sin,
VitE.
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#18

Sword fights when you are going number 1 with yuor brother.
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#19

Lure when fishing for Wyld Bill

Sin
ChickyChick
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#20

Quote:Originally posted by VitaminE@Oct 26 2004, 05:44 PM
Lure when fishing for Wyld Bill

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ChickyChick
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I'd Rack you for that but Chicky deserves it more.
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