Uses for the Penis - Printable Version

Uses for the Penis - Printable Version

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Uses for the Penis - Velvet - 10-26-2004

Besides sex .. name a few other uses ?

Uses for the Penis - Bill - 10-26-2004

hat rack

Uses for the Penis - asshat - 10-26-2004

Gives you something to do with your hands when you are not catching, throwing or hitting a baseball at the moment.

Uses for the Penis - asshat - 10-26-2004

A fall back decision maker when your blood alcohol content is not allowing the brain to function at 100%.

Uses for the Penis - Charon - 10-26-2004

Playtoy for females, Hammer, pulltoy, firehose. The most frustrating to all females
who wish they could....writing instrument, for writing your name in the snow or sand.

Uses for the Penis - asshat - 10-26-2004

Teabag handle for when your buddy has had way too much to drink and one of the girls has a digital camera.

Uses for the Penis - VitaminE - 10-26-2004

Writing instument in the winter.

Turkey thermometer

Uses for the Penis - minorthreat - 10-26-2004

Crowd control.

Uses for the Penis - asshat - 10-26-2004

Doorbell ringer when you are carrying groceries.

Uses for the Penis - Liquid Plumber - 10-26-2004

Using it to choke someone after you've sliced it off of someone else...

Uses for the Penis - Ernest - 10-26-2004

Use it to clean off some of the solid pieces on the sides of the inside of the tiolet bowl when urinating.

Uses for the Penis - Fairiedust - 10-26-2004

Something to grab hold of to get a guys attention "attention getter"

Uses for the Penis - Bill - 10-26-2004

toothbrush

sin,
VitE

Uses for the Penis - VitaminE - 10-26-2004

Suppository injector,

Sin
Wyldbill.

Uses for the Penis - Beaucephus - 10-26-2004

I ahve used it to chekc the varying depths of the water I am pissing in from time to time.

Uses for the Penis - Velvet - 10-26-2004

Gear stick

Uses for the Penis - Bill - 10-26-2004

rectal thermometer

Sin,
VitE.

Uses for the Penis - Ernest - 10-26-2004

Sword fights when you are going number 1 with yuor brother.

Uses for the Penis - VitaminE - 10-27-2004

Lure when fishing for Wyld Bill

Sin
ChickyChick

Uses for the Penis - Bill - 10-27-2004

Quote:Originally posted by VitaminE@Oct 26 2004, 05:44 PM
Lure when fishing for Wyld Bill

Sin
ChickyChick

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I'd Rack you for that but Chicky deserves it more.