In an effort to conserve water I didn't flush.
Tom might say this...but fuck it, pics?
Speaking of poop. I just took a dump and the guy in the stall next to me flushed, while sitting down, and then never GOT UP! What the fuck is up with that?
I could hear him pressing buttons a palm pilot or something, but seriously? Wait till yer done playing with your toy to flush THEN GET UP!
What was he doing? Trying to use the toilet like some weird kind of shit bidet?!?!
bidet is a funny word.
Maybe it was astinky one and he didnt want to smell it ...
sometimes i jack it while pooping, kinda gives me double satisfaction
Courtesy flushes are old hat. If it stinks you should fester in it, in hopes of wearing it like cologne. Not to mention the poop. You gotta think of the poop, you can just seperate if from it's friends. Flush 'em all together.