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i just peed on my foot
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Confusednarg:

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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Fuck's me right off when that happens, so the other day the girlfriend was standing next to the shitter sorting her hair out whilst i was taking a pee, the inevitable happened and she bolted out the bathroom.

I was left amused and she got called pissfoot for the rest of the day by me

Blondie Wrote:Lad is all I can think about.
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Was it warm?
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Quote:Originally posted by purple_haze@Sep 10 2004, 08:41 PM
Was it warm?
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of course it is warm
unless yer dead

Confusednarg:

btw, bl, how does that fine woman of yours put up with you
i mean, aside from peein' on her foot??

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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Quote:Originally posted by snarg@Sep 11 2004, 01:46 AM
of course it is warm
unless yer dead

Confusednarg:

btw, bl, how does that fine woman of yours put up with you
i mean, aside from peein' on her foot??
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good question snarg, she's a bit slow i mean sometimes i look at her and think " the wheels turning but the hampster's dead", d'ya know what i mean?

Blondie Wrote:Lad is all I can think about.
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You are so lucky sh doenst come in anymore BL she would be frying your balls for breakfast for that statement :lol:
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Quote:Originally posted by britishlad@Sep 10 2004, 08:53 PM
good question snarg, she's a bit slow i mean sometimes i look at her and think " the wheels turning but the hampster's dead", d'ya know what i mean?
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like i said before, she's a keeper

Confusednarg:

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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