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The moral of the story.....
#1

A young man was engaged to be married. After the engagement announcement he started to notice his future sister-in-law was becoming increasingly more "friendly".

Around the parents pool she would bend over in front of him, giving him a nice view of her very shapely buttocks. At family gatherings she would bend over wearing low cut blouses giving him a view of her pert breasts.

Finaly one day she called him to ask his help with the wedding invitations. He of course agreed. After he arrived she proceeded to explain that she had desires for him and would like to act upon them before he married her sister.

With that said, she annouced that she was going upstairs to take a shower, and would welcome any assistance. Dumbfounded, he watched her climb the stairs, peeling clothes as she went. At the top of the stairs she turned and gave him a wink, as she dissapeared from view, her panties were thrown onto the top stair.

Startled, he rose and headed straight to the front door. As he stepped onto the porch his future Father-in-law suddenly appeared and gave him a huge hug. "You passed the test my boy" he said. "We're happy to have you in the family"



The moral?






















Always keep your condoms in the car!

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#2

:lmao: good one greg Big Grin
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#3

lol. that was close.

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#4

an addition to the rule. if you keep condoms in the car, never leave it out in the sun. at a specific temperature condoms become defective.
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