[VitaminE]

Originally posted by TomFoolery@Aug 10 2004, 04:51 PM
Do you realize this thread is nothing more than a shitty spinoff?

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Yes

[TomFoolery]

Are you willing to drive to Milwaukee so I can punch you in the face?










(Shitty FTFY in 3...2...1...)

[VitaminE]

Originally posted by TomFoolery@Aug 10 2004, 04:58 PM
Are you willing to drive to Milwaukee so I can punch you in the face? 

(Shitty FTFY in 3...2...1...)

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Yes!

[Banana]

Have you ever had a threesome?

(All I can come up with are sexual questions. Sorry.)

[TomFoolery]

Originally posted by VitaminE+Aug 10 2004, 11:00 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(VitaminE @ Aug 10 2004, 11:00 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-TomFoolery@Aug 10 2004, 04:58 PM
Are you willing to drive to Milwaukee so I can punch you in the face? 

(Shitty FTFY in 3...2...1...)

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Yes!

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Can I recruit 5 others to punch you in the face too?

[VitaminE]

Originally posted by banana@Aug 10 2004, 05:01 PM
Have you ever had a threesome?

(All I can come up with are sexual questions. Sorry.)

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Yes, unfortunately it was way back in '94.

it was $$$$

[VitaminE]

Originally posted by TomFoolery+Aug 10 2004, 05:02 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TomFoolery @ Aug 10 2004, 05:02 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by VitaminE@Aug 10 2004, 11:00 PM
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[b]Are you willing to drive to Milwaukee so I can punch you in the face?&nbsp;

(Shitty FTFY in 3...2...1...)

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Yes!

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Can I recruit 5 others to punch you in the face too?

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I honestly doubt you have 5 friends.

except when you dress like .....

[minorthreat]

Originally posted by VitaminE+Aug 10 2004, 11:02 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(VitaminE @ Aug 10 2004, 11:02 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-banana@Aug 10 2004, 05:01 PM
Have you ever had a threesome?

(All I can come up with are sexual questions. Sorry.)

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Yes, unfortunately it was way back in '94.

it was $$$$

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Did the other two dudes pay any attention to you during the whole thing?

[TomFoolery]

Serious question: If you could choose one member from UJ to join this site who would it be? Why?

[Banana]

Originally posted by TomFoolery@Aug 10 2004, 04:26 PM
Serious question:  If you could choose one member from UJ to join this site who would it be?  Why?

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Tom, you should make this question for everyone in a new thread.

ETA - nevermind....would probably cause problems.

[War]

If a tree fells and theres no cell phone around to hear it, can the squrral still call the moving fan??

[VitaminE]

Originally posted by TomFoolery@Aug 10 2004, 05:26 PM
Serious question:&nbsp; If you could choose one member from UJ to join this site who would it be?&nbsp; Why?

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Fuck that's tough. Alot of my favorite UJ'er are either now full timers here or at least members of both. I'd like to see Scrat, WoolyGoat and Kayaman post here more (if not exclusively). As for folks that I've never seen here, I would have to say Stoli. He's pretty funny and didn't get too involved in the politics of the whole thing. He must be from Colorado, a couple years back he wasn't overly thrilled about the Minnesota Wild sending the Avs home from the Stanley Cup playoffs. Through that he was still a good sport.

If I were to invite someone just to bash on. Dairy has always been a prick. Even before we got in to in, he was always busting somebody's balls. Turtle, who I actually used to think was pretty cool, turned into a punk.

[VitaminE]

Originally posted by minorthreat+Aug 10 2004, 05:11 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(minorthreat @ Aug 10 2004, 05:11 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by VitaminE@Aug 10 2004, 11:02 PM
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[b]Have you ever had a threesome?

(All I can come up with are sexual questions. Sorry.)

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Yes, unfortunately it was way back in '94.

it was $$$$

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Did the other two dudes pay any attention to you during the whole thing?

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Would you like fries with that?





Thanks you drive thru!

[VitaminE]

Originally posted by War@Aug 10 2004, 06:44 PM
If a tree fells and theres no cell phone around to hear it, can the squrral still call the moving fan??

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If you asking me would I have sex with a squirrel, Yes!

[Beaucephus]

Did you like it when I rammed your bunghole with that hot soldering iron that one time back at band camp. Yes? or No?

[VitaminE]

Originally posted by Beaucephus@Aug 11 2004, 07:45 AM
Did you like it when I rammed your bunghole with that hot soldering iron that one time back at band camp. Yes? or No?

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Yes, But I wish you would stop calling me in the middle of the night. Get over it. It's time for us to move on.

[Beaucephus]

Originally posted by VitaminE+Aug 11 2004, 07:55 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(VitaminE @ Aug 11 2004, 07:55 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Beaucephus@Aug 11 2004, 07:45 AM
Did you like it when I rammed your bunghole with that hot soldering iron that one time back at band camp. Yes? or No?

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Yes, But I wish you would stop calling me in the middle of the night. Get over it. It's time for us to move on.

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:|

[Beaucephus]

Originally posted by VitaminE+Aug 11 2004, 06:35 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(VitaminE @ Aug 11 2004, 06:35 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-TomFoolery@Aug 10 2004, 05:26 PM
Serious question:  If you could choose one member from UJ to join this site who would it be?  Why?

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Fuck that's tough. Alot of my favorite UJ'er are either now full timers here or at least members of both. I'd like to see Scrat, WoolyGoat and Kayaman post here more (if not exclusively). As for folks that I've never seen here, I would have to say Stoli. He's pretty funny and didn't get too involved in the politics of the whole thing. He must be from Colorado, a couple years back he wasn't overly thrilled about the Minnesota Wild sending the Avs home from the Stanley Cup playoffs. Through that he was still a good sport.

If I were to invite someone just to bash on. Dairy has always been a prick. Even before we got in to in, he was always busting somebody's balls. Turtle, who I actually used to think was pretty cool, turned into a punk.

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Stoli is an asskissing little pussy. I would love to have him here so we would have someone to kick around.

[TomFoolery]

If you had to fuck a male celebrity who would you tag?

[VitaminE]

Milton Bearle