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Ask VitE anything
#1

I feel like giving advise today. I'll answer all calls.
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#2

Quote:Originally posted by VitaminE@Aug 10 2004, 03:31 PM
I feel like giving advise today.  I'll answer all calls.
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Advice or personal questions?
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#3

Well.....I have this itch on my crotch and can not determine why I am having this itch. What do you suggest? :lmao:


PS. I really don't but thats what came to mind.

Take a chance before it takes you!:fuckYou:
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#4

Quote:Originally posted by banana+Aug 10 2004, 04:32 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(banana @ Aug 10 2004, 04:32 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-VitaminE@Aug 10 2004, 03:31 PM
I feel like giving advise today.&nbsp; I'll answer all calls.
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Advice or personal questions?
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Both, tough way to blow your one question.


NEXT
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#5

:rant: It doesn't say that anywhere!!!

Ok, when was the last time you had sex?
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#6

Quote:Originally posted by APB@Aug 10 2004, 04:34 PM
Well.....I have this itch on my crotch and can not determine why I am having this itch. What do you suggest? :lmao:


PS. I really don't but thats what came to mind.
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Good question, when Vit E's crotch has an itch. I pour Gold Bond powder on the cat's behind prior to insertion.

Does that answer your question?
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#7

Quote:Originally posted by banana@Aug 10 2004, 04:36 PM
:rant: It doesn't say that anywhere!!!

Ok, when was the last time you had sex?
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Self serv - this morning

Full Service - Saturday
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#8

Why do you allways scream when Beau rams your as ... ?? ( Yes he told me so)

Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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#9

Quote:Originally posted by VitaminE+Aug 10 2004, 10:37 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(VitaminE @ Aug 10 2004, 10:37 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-banana@Aug 10 2004, 04:36 PM
:rant: It doesn't say that anywhere!!!

Ok, when was the last time you had sex?
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Self serv - this morning

Full Service - Saturday
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What was his name?

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#10

Quote:Originally posted by leeman@Aug 10 2004, 04:41 PM
Why do you allways scream when Beau rams your as ... ?? ( Yes he told me so)
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His absolute lack of accuracy. He's been known to hit anywhere above the knees and below the armpits. Someone needs to tell him it's not an MLB strikezone.
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#11

Quote:Originally posted by TomFoolery+Aug 10 2004, 04:41 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TomFoolery @ Aug 10 2004, 04:41 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Quote:Originally posted by VitaminE@Aug 10 2004, 10:37 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-banana@Aug 10 2004, 04:36 PM
[b]:rant: It doesn't say that anywhere!!!

Ok, when was the last time you had sex?
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Self serv - this morning

Full Service - Saturday
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What was his name?
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Vit E's penis is named Sparky. The partner was oddly enough female.
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#12

Was she awake? alive?

:lol:
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#13

Quote:Originally posted by VitaminE+Aug 10 2004, 10:44 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(VitaminE @ Aug 10 2004, 10:44 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Quote:Originally posted by TomFoolery@Aug 10 2004, 04:41 PM
Quote:Originally posted by VitaminE@Aug 10 2004, 10:37 PM
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[b]:rant: It doesn't say that anywhere!!!

Ok, when was the last time you had sex?
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Self serv - this morning

Full Service - Saturday
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What was his name?
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Vit E's penis is named Sparky. The partner was oddly enough female.
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How bad does it hurt to receive a cock in your anus?
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Quote:Originally posted by banana@Aug 10 2004, 04:45 PM
Was she awake? alive?&nbsp;

:lol:
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Roofies!
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Quote:Originally posted by minorthreat+Aug 10 2004, 04:45 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(minorthreat @ Aug 10 2004, 04:45 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Quote:Originally posted by VitaminE@Aug 10 2004, 10:44 PM
Quote:Originally posted by TomFoolery@Aug 10 2004, 04:41 PM
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Quote:Originally posted by VitaminE@Aug 10 2004, 10:37 PM
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[b]:rant: It doesn't say that anywhere!!!

Ok, when was the last time you had sex?
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Self serv - this morning

Full Service - Saturday
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What was his name?
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Vit E's penis is named Sparky. The partner was oddly enough female.
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How bad does it hurt to receive a cock in your anus?
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I didn't bother reading your question - No I will not Cyber with you.
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#16

Quote:Originally posted by VitaminE+Aug 10 2004, 10:47 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(VitaminE @ Aug 10 2004, 10:47 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Quote:Originally posted by minorthreat@Aug 10 2004, 04:45 PM
Quote:Originally posted by VitaminE@Aug 10 2004, 10:44 PM
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Quote:Originally posted by TomFoolery@Aug 10 2004, 04:41 PM
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Quote:Originally posted by VitaminE@Aug 10 2004, 10:37 PM
[b]<!--QuoteBegin-banana@Aug 10 2004, 04:36 PM
[b]:rant: It doesn't say that anywhere!!!

Ok, when was the last time you had sex?
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Self serv - this morning

Full Service - Saturday
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What was his name?
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Vit E's penis is named Sparky. The partner was oddly enough female.
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How bad does it hurt to receive a cock in your anus?
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I didn't bother reading your question - No I will not Cyber with you.
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How many times have you been double penetrated?
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Quote:Originally posted by minorthreat+Aug 10 2004, 04:48 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(minorthreat @ Aug 10 2004, 04:48 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Quote:Originally posted by VitaminE@Aug 10 2004, 10:47 PM
Quote:Originally posted by minorthreat@Aug 10 2004, 04:45 PM
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Quote:Originally posted by VitaminE@Aug 10 2004, 10:44 PM
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Quote:Originally posted by TomFoolery@Aug 10 2004, 04:41 PM
[b]
Quote:Originally posted by VitaminE@Aug 10 2004, 10:37 PM
[b]<!--QuoteBegin-banana@Aug 10 2004, 04:36 PM
[b]:rant: It doesn't say that anywhere!!!

Ok, when was the last time you had sex?
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Self serv - this morning

Full Service - Saturday
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[/b]

What was his name?
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Vit E's penis is named Sparky. The partner was oddly enough female.
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How bad does it hurt to receive a cock in your anus?
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I didn't bother reading your question - No I will not Cyber with you.
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How many times have you been double penetrated?
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Zero

RACK!
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#18

Can you toggle off the quote button when you reply to MT? Please?
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#19

Do you realize this thread is nothing more than a shitty spinoff?

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#20

Quote:Originally posted by banana@Aug 10 2004, 04:50 PM
Can you toggle off the quote button when you reply to MT? Please?
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Yes, I respectfully decline. Thanks
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