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Bobbitt Family Update
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In a recent Channel 4 news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt's sister Louella was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena.

She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage. The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition, and Louella has been charged with ...


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:loool:A Misdewiener!

Take a chance before it takes you!:fuckYou:
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#2

That's worse than my jokes :angry:
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#3

Quote:Originally posted by mad_hatter@Jul 22 2004, 04:33 PM
That's worse than my jokes :angry:
No.
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#4

:o

the "perch" joke is a classic
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#5

I laughed in spite of myself.
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#6

you laughed cause it was funny. admit it!
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#7

This one's dedicated to banana:

A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a tepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a tepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor replies: "It's very simple. You're two tents."
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Quote:Originally posted by mad_hatter@Jul 22 2004, 04:47 PM
This one's dedicated to banana:

A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a tepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a tepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor replies: "It's very simple. You're two tents."
:op:
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#9

:o

you know you're laughing inside
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#10

Did you hear that Lorena Bobitt died in a car crash last week?





Some dick cut her off.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#11

now that's funny :loool:
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#12

Wow, that is easily the best pun ever. Congrations, you win de prize.

For far too long we've been asking ourselves "How do they cram all that graham?", when the question we should have been asking is "Is it right?" Man has defiantly slapped the face of God in the pursuit of a tastier cereal, and one day we will be struck down by our own hubris.
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