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2011 NFL Predictions (If there is a season)

Bill Belichick Forgets About Loss By Relaxing In Bathtub Filled With Warm Entrails



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Not really worried about the Eagles.If the field goal kicker makes a kick in the second half or Ronnie Brown doesnt make the dumbest play of the year they win easily.Their defense sucks though.Reid fucked up by giving the D coordinator job to two first timers after Jim Johnson died.

Also Vick needs to tone down the attitude in press conferences.You havent earned shit in this league Michael.You are right now bordering back on flash in the pan again.Also you are a felon.Shut the fuck up.

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He should have done this starting at the 20.

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I don't recall Larry Bird33's dream team having this much trouble.

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WoolyGoat Wrote:I don't recall Larry Bird33's dream team having this much trouble.

Am I regretful I named my one fantasy team "The Dream Team" in a league full of redskins fans?Yes.Yes I am.

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I take back not being worried about the Eagles.I heard Reid actually called a play where Ronnie Brown passes the ball on the one yard line where he fumbled.Thats insane and desperate.The defense is bad and Reids finger prints are all over it because it was his call to move the Oline coach to D coordinator so he is desperate to make this the new Rams greatest show on earth offense to cover it up.There is nobody on that roster that can play linebacker.Teams can rush for 5 yards a down at will.Who fucking cares about the offense?

This town has been on edge with an uneasy feeling over having to embrace a kind of piece of shit Mike Vick because we arent stupid,someone would play him and at times he looks like the best player in the league.It still tastes funny to most and could flip on a dime if things go wrong.Reid got a 3 year pass after he traded Mcnabb because people blamed donovan for the teams woes.The next four games are critical.@Buffalo, @Skins, Bye, Dallas, Chicago.It will be ugly if they don't at least split.

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Eagles O line is terrible... Vick won't make the season.
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oh i understand needing offense to cover up a shit defense

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speaking of mark rypiens hot daughter,
http://fanphooey.com/blog/1240

Banana Wrote:I've already said that who is my fave motivational poster

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Every receiver who makes more than Desean Jackson.Arnaz Battle!I would not take the field if I was him.Too risky.

$11,194,750 Brandon Marshall (Dolphins)
$10,900,000 Steve Smith (Panthers)
$10,000,000 Larry Fitzgerald (Cards)
$ 9,668,528 Calvin Johnson (Lions)
$ 9,166,667 Greg Jennings (Packers)
$ 9,128,571 Andre Johnson (Texans)
$ 9,050,000 Santonio Holmes (Jets)
$ 9,016,667 Miles Austin (Cowboys)
$ 8,544,000 Roddy White (Falcons)
$ 8,333,333 Anquan Boldin (Ravens)
$ 8,200,000 Sidney Rice (Seahawks)
$ 7,650,000 Darrius Heyward-Bey (Raiders)
$ 7,000,000 Bernard Berrian (Vikings)
$ 6,500,000 Reggie Wayne (Colts)
$ 5,648,750 Michael Crabtree (49ers)
$ 5,489,006 Devin Hester (Bears)
$ 5,000,000 Nate Burleson (Lions)
$ 5,000,000 Santana Moss (Redskins)
$ 4,922,000 A.J. Green (Bengals)
$ 4,851,667 Marques Colston (Saints)
$ 4,500,000 Donald Driver (Packers)
$ 4,500,000 Michael Jenkins (Falcons)
$ 4,500,000 Steve Breaston (Chiefs)
$ 4,466,667 Nate Washington (Titans)
$ 4,333,333 Chris Chambers (Chiefs)
$ 4,300,000 Kevin Walter (Texans)
$ 4,209,030 Wes Welker (Patriots)
$ 4,050,000 Julio Jones (Falcons)
$ 4,000,000 Hines Ward (Steelers)
$ 4,000,000 Lance Moore (Saints)
$ 3,888,640 Deion Branch (Patriots)
$ 3,750,000 Mike Williams (Seahawks)
$ 3,687,500 Brad Smith (Bills)
$ 3,500,000 Justin Gage (Titans)
$ 3,340,893 Roscoe Parrish (Bills)
$ 3,048,000 Josh Cribbs (Browns)
$ 3,017000 Plaxico Burress (Jets)
$ 3,010,000 Davone Bess (Dolphins)
$ 3,000,000 Devery Henderson (Saints)
$ 3,000,000 Bryan Johnson (Lions)
$ 2,990,417 Ted Ginn (49ers)
$ 2,957,784 Jason Avant (Eagles)
$ 2,735,000 Jeremy Maclin (Eagles)
$ 2,500,000 Jabar Gaffney (Broncos)
$ 2,362,100 Dez Bryant (Cowboys)
$ 2,333,333 Antwaan Randle El (Steelers)
$ 2,300,000 Ben Obomanu (Seahawks)
$ 2,285,000 Percy Harvin (Vikings)
$ 2,233,333 Kassim Osgood (Jaguars)
$ 2,215,000 Dwayne Bowe (Chiefs)
$ 2,125,000 Patrick Crayton (Chargers)
$ 2,000,000 Delanie Walker (49ers)
$ 1,965,000 Demaryius Thomas (Broncos)
$ 1,920,000 Kenny Britt (Titans)
$ 1,916,667 Greg Camarillo (Vikings)
$ 1,887,500 Jonathan Baldwin (Chiefs)
$ 1,845,000 Hakeem Nicks (Giants)
$ 1,750,000 Jason Hill (Jaguars)
$ 1,592,000 Anthony Gonzalez (Colts)
$ 1,503,333 David Anderson (Texans)
$ 1,356,000 Craig Davis (Chargers)
$ 1,340,900 Robert Meacham (Saints)
$ 1,325,000 Arnaz Battle (Steelers)
$ 1,325,000 Brandon Lloyd (Broncos)
$ 1,323,333 Sam Hurd (Bears)
$ 1,287,500 Dexter McCluster (Chiefs)
$ 1,181,438 Brian Robiskie (Browns)
$ 1,140,000 Titus Young (Lions)
$ 1,012,210 Devin Thomas (Giants)
$ 972,500 Arrelious Benn (Buccaneers)
$ 963,335 Donnie Avery (Rams)
$ 927,563 Jordy Nelson (Packers)
$ 908,931 Mohamed Massaquoi (Browns)
$ 860,000 Donte Stallworth (Redskins)
$ 850,000 Domenik Hixon (Giants)
$ 850,000 Wallace Wright (Panthers)
$ 845,000 Torrey Smith (Ravens)
$ 830,000 Greg Little (Browns)
$ 809,583 Limas Sweed (Steelers)
$ 809,500 Eddie Royal (Broncos)
$ 800,000 Randall Cobb (Packers)
$ 798,000 Jerome Simpson (Bengals)
$ 792,709 Earl Bennett (Bears)
$ 791,750 Mario Manningham (Giants)
$ 769,960 DeSean Jackson (Eagles)

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who Wrote:speaking of mark rypiens hot daughter,
http://fanphooey.com/blog/1240

It must be a proud day for a father when his daughter has to dress up like a whore to follow in his footsteps.

This lingerie league is a funny thing.Out west of Philly it actually has a following.They don't show the games around here to my knowledge but I have a guy in York that knows more about that league then the NFL.

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Whats one team you'd put a million on to lose this week.. straight up no spread.
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Seattle or Carolina.

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I had seattle in mind. I took them.
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BIRD33 Wrote:It must be a proud day for a father when his daughter has to dress up like a whore to follow in his footsteps.

This lingerie league is a funny thing.Out west of Philly it actually has a following.They don't show the games around here to my knowledge but I have a guy in York that knows more about that league then the NFL.

whore can be a lot of fun, do they pay these women?

Banana Wrote:I've already said that who is my fave motivational poster

Try not to irritate Bird he is Vagina Sensitive
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Nice call with Seattle, Dick.



Anywho this is funny.Is ESPN more invested in Tim Tebow being a great QB more than his parents?A Disney owned company pumping up a below average Jesus freak QB?Shocking.They have Tebow rated higher than Arron Rodgers based on last weeks games.

Tebow-4/10 for 79 yards, 6 rushes for 38 yards and had two total TDs

A-Rod-26/39 for 396 yards and two TDs



ESPN's rating system has a "clutch-weighted" metric.Because clutch is something you can define and pop into a spreadsheet I guess.



http://awfulannouncing.com/2011-articles...r-all.html

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Yeah thanks...

Week 5 Update. UPSET WEEKEND. You knew it had to happen sometime and the largest upset for the year came care of the Seahawks. Carolina tried to reduce the pool even more, but failed. The most popular picks for the week were Seattle, Carolina, New York Jets and Atlanta. Seattle accounted for 50% of the picks. We lost 1219 entries, which reduces the pool down to 895 and the share price is now $92.43. Good Luck in Week 6 !!!


Cost me over 80 grand.
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Eagles will win the NFC East by default.

8 how jacked are you about the niners right now?The Harbaugh fight was the highlight of the weekend.

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BIRD33 Wrote:Eagles will win the NFC East by default.

8 how jacked are you about the niners right now?The Harbaugh fight was the highlight of the weekend.

i was thinking reid gets fired by week 11

Banana Wrote:I've already said that who is my fave motivational poster

Try not to irritate Bird he is Vagina Sensitive
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