[Anhil8tor]

I'm going to say that you misunderstand my statement. I have matured past hand jobs to the point where I'd rather do it myself. I don't want one. Its fine that you enjoy them... thats great and I'm happy for you. Gimmie a blow job or sex or leave me alone.

[BIRD33]

I misunderstood nothing.Oh look at me I'm so mature now that I have a row of thyme in my back yard!I can't be bothered with your pedestrian hand jobs anymore.

[leeman]

I misunderstood nothing.Oh look at me I'm so mature now that I have a row of thyme in my back yard!I can't be bothered with your pedestrian hand jobs anymore.

Someone give Bird his login back....

[Anhil8tor]

Someone give Bird his login back....

no kidding. I'm feeling like someone is trolling his account.

[BIRD33]

There is nothing in my last few posts thats not in keeping with my general level of excellence usually displayed.I'm a fierce defender of hand jobs.Always have been, always will be.

[phantom]

Obviously you sent her a picture and because your arm isn't 10 feet long you couldn't get all your extremely large head in the shot. Thus the "who is this?" comment.

She probably only got one fat cheek.

[minorthreat]

Obviously you sent her a picture and because your arm isn't 10 feet long you couldn't get all your extremely large head in the shot. Thus the "who is this?" comment.

She probably only got one fat cheek.

I think I was going to go the phantom route and entice the woman by phone or computer.

[phantom]

I think I was going to go the phantom route and entice the woman by phone or computer.

You don't have the skills.

[SporK]

Prior to fancy cell phones with internet capability I fucked a single mother at her house after a party in North East Philly.Its 7AM and I hear the kid rustling around so I sit straight up and walk out the door to avoid a awkward "Hey I just fucked your mom, nice to meet you kid" scene.I get outside and realize my friend drove me down there and he went home which is an hour away.I know I'm in the north east but thats it.I'm literally standing on the corner debating on whether to go back inside the house but that seemed painful.I start texting friends with cross streets to find out where I'm at.Eventually one leads me to the main drag in the NE and I catch a cab closer to home and have another girl I was fucking pick me up.She takes me home I shower and she gives me a hand job.The end.

Nigga did you just steal my story? A very similar thing happened to me only it did not involve a single mother, but I guess she could have been a mother and single. And unlike you, pussyitis, I stole money out of her purse before I left.

-SporK

[SporK]

Difference between my stories and sporks is mine actually happened.

Difference between our stories is that you're a giant pussy. "Avoiding an awkward moment". Teh Spork would have gladly greeted the kid and then ordered his skank mother to make him breakfast.

-SporK

[BIRD33]

Nigga did you just steal my story? A very similar thing happened to me only it did not involve a single mother, but I guess she could have been a mother and single. And unlike you, pussyitis, I stole money out of her purse before I left.

-SporK

I'm making enough where stealing money from a bitch isnt necessary.

[Father Juan]

I was bangin a 400 pounder we called the belly lifter when her 17 year old kid climbed in her bedroom window trying to sneak into the house at night.

Didn't miss a beat, kept riding the wave.