[CT280]

from my gmail account im sorry. but dont open it because apparently its a virus thing. i would have no reason to email any of you idiots anyway.

[BIRD33]

First you get emails from CT now this.Feel for you people.

[CT280]

it was a complete violation of the holy land.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

is it a new sex tape?

[CT280]

its me playing with a semi boner. and its really me.

[bam]

Why was I not included on this email?

[CT280]

consider yourself lucky, bammer.

[bam]

It's Bammington, but trust me, I feel very, very lucky.

[CT280]

i'll call you what i want.

[BIRD33]

Its Bam Inc. now.

[CT280]

i still havent seen her tits.

[BIRD33]

ever get the fried eggs sunny side up at dennys?If so you've seen her tits.

[CT280]

that grand slam shit is the only way to fly.

[bam]

Its Bam Inc. now.

I'm incorporated now?

[bam]

ever get the fried eggs sunny side up at dennys?If so you've seen her tits.

That is a horrifying image. Thanks for ruining my day.

[BIRD33]

Its what I do, Bam Inc.Its what I do..

[bam]

When the fuck did I become incorporated?

[BIRD33]

CT and I have partnered up and incorporated you.I'm CEO and he's CFO.Sorry you had to hear this way.

[bam]

Well, I'll be fucked.

[CT280]

bam, we're going to have to audit your tits, please forward all pics in dupicate to both officers of Bam Inc.