[bam]

Only another hour or so before I get my ukulele. I can't stand it anymore! Let's all quit the bickering back and forth and just join me in the happiness that is my soon-to-be new ukulele!

[BIRD33]

I propose you name your ukulele "tits".That way you can say hey want to see my tits, guys?And then we'll all have a good laugh.

[bam]

I like the way you think Bird. I'll have to hold her for awhile and make sure she's worthy of the name though.

[quint]

why not a mandolin
i have the pic in my head

[BIRD33]

I like the way you think Bird. I'll have to hold her for awhile and make sure she's worthy of the name though.

Make sure the ukulele you get is about ten years past its prime, pale and saggy with a third nipple.

[bam]

Wow. Definitely not.

[bam]

It's about 7 years old. Good condition. New aquilla strings on it. No major knicks or anything.

[bam]

As soon as I learn to play it, I'll play and sing you a song.

[quint]

As soon as I learn to play it, I'll play and sing you a song.

can you mix it with the tiger woods nike commercial?

[bam]

I haven't seen it, but probably lol

[bam]

I'm off to buy my ukulele!!! I'll be back bitches!

[bam]

I got my ukulele! I'm so happy now! And it's beautiful and sounds wonderful!

[leeman]

Aloha week at the office now??

[bam]

It's under my desk at the moment in its case. I didn't want to leave it in the car. No, but we did do a luau last year.

[BIRD33]

You can't keep tits under your desk.No respect.

[bam]

I managed to get 9 chords down during my lunch time.

[bam]

Tits is comfy, I promise. I didn't want it to get all hot, sweaty and out of tune in the car.

[BIRD33]

I managed to get 9 chords down during my lunch time.

How many inches is that?Hi yo.

[bam]

That was good lol

[BIRD33]

I don't need a laugh track, bammer.

How much did tits run you?