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A 28-year-old man has been charged with drunken driving after crashing this motorized bar stool. Police said Kile Wygle told them that he had consumed 15 beers on March 4 before he headed out on the vehicle that he said can go up to 38 mph.

I figured 8ter's name was probably something like "Kyle Wygle (pronounced "wiggle")".

[Anhil8tor]

I do not live in Ohio.

I'd be driving this if I were to get a DUI on a homemade vehicle.

[Vitamin E]

If you two keep this up, it's safe to expect Bill to buy a welding torch by the weekend.

[Ntype]

I figured 8ter's name was probably something like "Kyle Wygle (pronounced "wiggle")".

this cracked me up. I mean seriously I imagine the drunken monkey "hey I'm going to have a motorized bar chair, they are so comfy"

[leeman]

Hahh .. perfect ...!!!!