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Valentines Day Thread
#61

We had dinner in a stinky little pub and then went to see Avatar in a stinky crowded theatre. The sex didn't happen.

:wub: ?

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#62

My grandparents neighbors used to raise quails. I ate plenty of hard boiled quail eggs.
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#63

Breakfast in bed, flowers + Lindt chocolate + semi-expensive gift followed by candlelight spaghetti carbonara dinner = 2 rounds of sweet sweet sex and a quickie morning session the next day.

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#64

Token Wrote:Breakfast in bed, flowers + Lindt chocolate + semi-expensive gift followed by candlelight spaghetti carbonara dinner = 2 rounds of sweet sweet sex and a quickie morning session the next day.

Queer.

See You In Toledo
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#65

Damn. Outted again.

Well played, queer hunter.

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#66

BIRD has a 6th sense about these things.

JCW Wrote:Every toilet bowl has to have one turd that floats to the top, I'm just doing my part.
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#67

OMG who let the fucking suck in?

ncbiker Wrote:Squirt, why in the fuck did you feel in necessary to follow Christy here? You are doing everything that Christy says you do.

WoolyGoat Wrote:squirt, will you at least admit you come here for her?
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#68

pretty sure it wasn't who...
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#69

Lindt chocolate is straight up cash!
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#70

spunky Wrote:pretty sure it wasn't who...

You, who and PCM.

Good times right there.

ncbiker Wrote:Squirt, why in the fuck did you feel in necessary to follow Christy here? You are doing everything that Christy says you do.

WoolyGoat Wrote:squirt, will you at least admit you come here for her?
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#71

Father Juan Wrote:Lindt chocolate is straight up cash!

Yeah it is. Take lessons from Token!

*runs and hides before she gets beaten with FJ's penis*

JCW Wrote:Every toilet bowl has to have one turd that floats to the top, I'm just doing my part.
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#72

BIRD33 Wrote:Queer.

That tells me he isn't married and he is dating out of his league.
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#73

Been married for 7 years now. Still gotta work at it like you're newlyeds though, or you'll get complacent and the itch for strange will creep in.

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#74

Token Wrote:Been married for 7 years now. Still gotta work at it like you're newlyeds though, or you'll get complacent and the itch for strange will creep in.

married out of your league then...
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#75

Now that isn't too far from the truth. I'm a pretty ugly dude.

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#76

Token Wrote:Now that isn't too far from the truth. I'm a pretty ugly dude.

You are a Nebraska fan as well. I'm guessing she has all her teeth?
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#77

Yeah, she sure does. We have primo health and dental plans.

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