[APB]

Why do guys find they need to discuss their bowel movements with each other?

Discuss.

[Velvet]

Its what they do best .....

[Sunny]

Men and poop are peers, not to mention they both smell about the same

[fermundacheese]

Originally posted by APB@Jul 7 2004, 05:12 PM
Why do guys find they need to discuss their bowel movements with each other?

Discuss.

It's the competitive nature of the human male. When we're young, it's a competition to see who runs faster, who throws farther, and who can jump their bike the farthest.

As we get older, and find out about beer and women, it becomes who can get laid the most, who can drink the most, and who can shit the biggest turd (btw, i once dropped one that spiraled around the bowl two times...).

:lol:

[VitaminE]

I heard a good joke the other day

Why don't women fart as often as men.




















They rarely keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the required pressure

I laughed because I fart alot!

[VitaminE]

The Holy Grail of turds is the one that pushes you off the seat!

[APB]

do you guys also talk about who shits the most corn from the night before?

[VitaminE]

Corn is the bodies egg timer!

[lad]

Originally posted by fermundacheese@Jul 7 2004, 11:17 PM
(btw, i once dropped one that spiraled around the bowl two times...).

AHhhhh the infamous "icecream" it's been a while

you ever had a ghost poo?........you look down but nothing's there :ph34r:

[VitaminE]

Originally posted by britishlad+Jul 7 2004, 05:21 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(britishlad @ Jul 7 2004, 05:21 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-fermundacheese@Jul 7 2004, 11:17 PM
(btw, i once dropped one that spiraled around the bowl two times...).

AHhhhh the infamous "icecream" it's been a while

you ever had a ghost poo?........you look down but nothing's there :ph34r: [/b][/quote]
That made me laugh


Ice Cream aka dishing up the soft serve

[fermundacheese]

Originally posted by britishlad+Jul 7 2004, 05:21 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(britishlad @ Jul 7 2004, 05:21 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-fermundacheese@Jul 7 2004, 11:17 PM
(btw, i once dropped one that spiraled around the bowl two times...).

AHhhhh the infamous "icecream" it's been a while

you ever had a ghost poo?........you look down but nothing's there :ph34r: [/b][/quote]
:lmf:

Yeah, a few times. The worst is, after a night of drinking cheap beer, you get the spackle shits. Makes lots of noise and peppers the inside of the bowl from top to bottom.

Even worse if you're doing it at work...

:lmao:

[APB]

Originally posted by fermundacheese+Jul 7 2004, 11:26 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(fermundacheese @ Jul 7 2004, 11:26 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by britishlad@Jul 7 2004, 05:21 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-fermundacheese@Jul 7 2004, 11:17 PM
[b] (btw, i once dropped one that spiraled around the bowl two times...).

AHhhhh the infamous "icecream" it's been a while

you ever had a ghost poo?........you look down but nothing's there :ph34r: [/b]

:lmf:

Yeah, a few times. The worst is, after a night of drinking cheap beer, you get the spackle shits. Makes lots of noise and peppers the inside of the bowl from top to bottom.

Even worse if you're doing it at work...

:lmao: [/b][/quote]
ewwww...ok I think I created the wrong thread.. :o

[MarkyGman]

http://www.smeg.co.uk/poo.htm



this should clear it all up for you.

[APB]

Thanks Marky

[CodeWarrior]

i have this on my wall

[Beaucephus]

I laid one out the other day that was sticking out of the water like a fucking pit viper. I thought the mother fucker was going to jump up and bite me :dev:

[Sunny]

Originally posted by Beaucephus@Jul 8 2004, 02:13 PM
I laid one out the other day that was sticking out of the water like a fucking pit viper. I thought the mother fucker was going to jump up and bite me :dev:

I'm sure Pit Vipers the world over are thrilled to hear your comparison.

[Suicide Jim]

we enjoy discusing our bowel movments for the same reason women enjoy movies that make them cry. we don't know why. it's just part of our unexplainable nature.

[APB]

I just laid one out and it had baby chicks squaking up at me

[Banana]

Originally posted by APB@Jul 8 2004, 09:59 PM
I just laid one out and it had baby chicks squaking up at me

:blink: :|