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Need some clarification please... - APB - 07-08-2004

Why do guys find they need to discuss their bowel movements with each other?

Discuss.

Need some clarification please... - Velvet - 07-08-2004

Its what they do best .....

Need some clarification please... - Sunny - 07-08-2004

Men and poop are peers, not to mention they both smell about the same

Need some clarification please... - fermundacheese - 07-08-2004

Quote:Originally posted by APB@Jul 7 2004, 05:12 PM
Why do guys find they need to discuss their bowel movements with each other?

Discuss.
It's the competitive nature of the human male. When we're young, it's a competition to see who runs faster, who throws farther, and who can jump their bike the farthest.

As we get older, and find out about beer and women, it becomes who can get laid the most, who can drink the most, and who can shit the biggest turd (btw, i once dropped one that spiraled around the bowl two times...).

:lol:

Need some clarification please... - VitaminE - 07-08-2004

I heard a good joke the other day

Why don't women fart as often as men.




















They rarely keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the required pressure

I laughed because I fart alot!

Need some clarification please... - VitaminE - 07-08-2004

The Holy Grail of turds is the one that pushes you off the seat!

Need some clarification please... - APB - 07-08-2004

do you guys also talk about who shits the most corn from the night before?

Need some clarification please... - VitaminE - 07-08-2004

Corn is the bodies egg timer!

Need some clarification please... - lad - 07-08-2004

Quote:Originally posted by fermundacheese@Jul 7 2004, 11:17 PM
(btw, i once dropped one that spiraled around the bowl two times...).





AHhhhh the infamous "icecream" it's been a while

you ever had a ghost poo?........you look down but nothing's there :ph34r:

Need some clarification please... - VitaminE - 07-08-2004

Quote:Originally posted by britishlad+Jul 7 2004, 05:21 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(britishlad @ Jul 7 2004, 05:21 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-fermundacheese@Jul 7 2004, 11:17 PM
(btw, i once dropped one that spiraled around the bowl two times...).





AHhhhh the infamous "icecream" it's been a while

you ever had a ghost poo?........you look down but nothing's there :ph34r: [/b][/quote]
That made me laugh


Ice Cream aka dishing up the soft serve

Need some clarification please... - fermundacheese - 07-08-2004

Quote:Originally posted by britishlad+Jul 7 2004, 05:21 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(britishlad @ Jul 7 2004, 05:21 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-fermundacheese@Jul 7 2004, 11:17 PM
(btw, i once dropped one that spiraled around the bowl two times...).





AHhhhh the infamous "icecream" it's been a while

you ever had a ghost poo?........you look down but nothing's there :ph34r: [/b][/quote]
:lmf:

Yeah, a few times. The worst is, after a night of drinking cheap beer, you get the spackle shits. Makes lots of noise and peppers the inside of the bowl from top to bottom.

Even worse if you're doing it at work...

:lmao:

Need some clarification please... - APB - 07-08-2004

Quote:Originally posted by fermundacheese+Jul 7 2004, 11:26 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(fermundacheese @ Jul 7 2004, 11:26 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Quote:Originally posted by britishlad@Jul 7 2004, 05:21 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-fermundacheese@Jul 7 2004, 11:17 PM
[b] (btw, i once dropped one that spiraled around the bowl two times...).





AHhhhh the infamous "icecream" it's been a while

you ever had a ghost poo?........you look down but nothing's there :ph34r: [/b]
:lmf:

Yeah, a few times. The worst is, after a night of drinking cheap beer, you get the spackle shits. Makes lots of noise and peppers the inside of the bowl from top to bottom.

Even worse if you're doing it at work...

:lmao: [/b][/quote]
ewwww...ok I think I created the wrong thread.. :o

Need some clarification please... - MarkyGman - 07-08-2004

http://www.smeg.co.uk/poo.htm



this should clear it all up for you.

Need some clarification please... - APB - 07-08-2004

Thanks Marky Big Grin

Need some clarification please... - CodeWarrior - 07-08-2004

i have this on my wall


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Need some clarification please... - Beaucephus - 07-08-2004

I laid one out the other day that was sticking out of the water like a fucking pit viper. I thought the mother fucker was going to jump up and bite me :dev:

Need some clarification please... - Sunny - 07-08-2004

Quote:Originally posted by Beaucephus@Jul 8 2004, 02:13 PM
I laid one out the other day that was sticking out of the water like a fucking pit viper. I thought the mother fucker was going to jump up and bite me :dev:
I'm sure Pit Vipers the world over are thrilled to hear your comparison.

Need some clarification please... - Suicide Jim - 07-08-2004

we enjoy discusing our bowel movments for the same reason women enjoy movies that make them cry. we don't know why. it's just part of our unexplainable nature.

Need some clarification please... - APB - 07-08-2004

I just laid one out and it had baby chicks squaking up at me Big Grin

Need some clarification please... - Banana - 07-09-2004

Quote:Originally posted by APB@Jul 8 2004, 09:59 PM
I just laid one out and it had baby chicks squaking up at me Big Grin
Huh :blink: :|