[PinesChic]

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you

[PinesChic]

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving

[PinesChic]

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

'Are you sure it's mine?'

[PinesChic]

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?

Everyone has the same DNA.

[PinesChic]

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

A different bar.

[WoolyGoat]

seriously...just stop.

[PinesChic]

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?



A northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time ..' -
A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this s**t

[PinesChic]

seriously...just stop.

Your not the boss of me :ct:

[BIRD33]

Look Wooleys only 5' 4", this is the only form of intimidation he has.Just go with it for his sake.

[WoolyGoat]

lol!!

[PinesChic]

Look Wooleys only 5' 4", this is the only form of intimidation he has.Just go with it for his sake.

so does stop mean keep going?

[Vitamin E]

Wolly's 5' 4"?

Seriously?

[BIRD33]

seriously.

[Anhil8tor]

Wolly's 5' 4"?

Seriously?

and has more grey hair than vitE!


His sweater used to have "Frosty Locks" on the back of it...

[Anhil8tor]

A Fairy Tale

One day, a long, long, time ago, there lived a woman who did not whine,
nag, or bitch.

But it was a long time ago, and it was just that one day.

The End

[WoolyGoat]

I am not 5'4".

[PinesChic]

Here... an early Christmas gift... sounds to me like you need one these



:lool:

[BIRD33]

Here... an early Christmas gift... sounds to me like you need one these



:lool:

Pineschic 1

Wooley 0

[PinesChic]

:haa

[Pickle]

I think my head is going to explode.