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1. Have you ever gone to a midnight premiere of a movie? (if so, name it)
2. Have you ever seen the Rocky Horror Picture show in a theater?
3. Have you ever fallen in, when going to sit on the toilet when the seat is up?
4. What the longest you've ever stared at someone in a public shower?
5. If creamed corn is so good, why don't they make creamed peas or beans?
6. Have you ever seen a left handed goalie?
7. When was the last time you ate a booger?
8. Where do you hide your porn? (PC Files, DVD's, Magazines)
9. Have you ever ran into your HighSchool sweetheart since graduation?
10. When's the last time you threw up?
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1. No
2. No
3. Yes
4. Never showered in Public
5. I fuckin hate cream corn
6. Dipetrio?
7. this morning
8. no need.. .its everywhere
9. married her
10. a month or so ago. Fuckin scotch.
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the only way I eat cream corn would be when my mom made something called corn pudding. I know you use cream corn in it and you bake it...but cream corn is basically throw up.
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Wow. And I can't tell if this is better, worse or about what you'd expect from me.
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Corn pudding?! :rmad:
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BIRD33 Wrote:penis.
Fag.
Do you recall the specific incident of last eating a booger?
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Nope.Was a kid.Wasnt really a seminal moment in my life.
When was the last time you lied to someones face?
Have you ever googled your ex's?
Which band do you pretend to like because they are supposed to be cool but secretly don't like.
What country would you move to if you had a choice?
ARMY,NAVY,AIRFORCE or MARINES if you had to pick?
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When was the last time you lied to someones face? Every day in the mirror. Yep, I'm dark and tortured.
Have you ever googled your ex's? With startling regularity.
Which band do you pretend to like because they are supposed to be cool but secretly don't like. I'm always up front about bands I don't like.
What country would you move to if you had a choice? Home is where the heart is
ARMY,NAVY,AIRFORCE or MARINES if you had to pick? Marine.A great deal of Marines are gay.
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Come on asshole, pick a country.We arent holding you to this.
I'd go Ireland or Brazil.
I think Coldplay is overrated.
I lie almost every day to customers cause I have to.
Air force or Navy.I like push button warfare.
I havent googled my ex, to painful.
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Fine, I'd go to Spain.
I only kinda like Coldplay, but the general consensus is that they suck. I'm far more willing to admit that I like a band that everyone else thinks suck.
Bullshit you've never googled your ex.
What was the last thing you said that you knew you should not have?
What book stayed with you for a long time?
Do you spend more time living in your head (thinking things) or doing things?
Do you know who Darius Rucker is (without googling)?
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BIRD33 Wrote:Would you rather eat a shit sandwich or drink a glass of piss?
Favorite Mob movie?
Ethnicity most attractive to you?
Craziest religion in you eyes?
You are right about Darius Rucker, and he is now a C&W singer. Choice lyrics from his popular song ATM: "
Don't think I don't wonder 'bout
Could've been, should'a been all worked out
I know what I felt and I know what I said but
Don't Think I Don't Think About It" SO deliciously pathetic.
Gimme the piss. Tastes don't bother me; textures do.
Resevoir Dogs
I'm actually really racist, in terms of appearance. I've rarely found anyone non-Caucasion attractive.
Scientology (but I don't know shit about it) and Mormons. Seriously, batshit crazy.
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I find Mormons more normal than evangelicals.I've met both.
I'm big into asian chicks but don't know if I could marry one.
State of Grace is a classic.
I'd go piss too, we have so much in common.
Rucker could be Obama's VP he's so white.
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Well, to be fair, Mormons themselves may not be that crazy, but the religion is rooted in absurdity.
Does the carpet match the drapes?
Do you consider yourself romantic?
If you had not chosen the career you are currently in, what would be your desired career?
Is Avril Lavingne hot?
What is your favorite food?
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