08-30-2008, 04:37 AM
Lovable loser old guy with a heart of gold that loves his country(played by Nick Nolte) is running for president and stands no chance against the arrogant younger front runner(played by Rob Lowe).
Nolte is totally dead in the water and the goofy bastard is down 15 pts campaigning in Alaska.During a snowstorm he and a small staff head to a campaign event in the middle of no where when his driver runs into a snowdrift.They try to push it out but are attacked by a moose,hilarity ensues.They scramble back into the suv and try to call for help but there is no service.The moose starts smashing the car up and they fear for their life,the jewish member of the staff screams like a girl for comedic effect.
Just as it looks most grim they hear a gunshot and the moose runs away.On screen appears the hero(played by Sandra Bullock).A mid forties women, plain jane but attractive, dressed down enough where she's not super hot.Nick Nolte thanks her and they get to talking.Turns out she's governor of this wacky state and they are going to the same event.She gives a great speech, she's a real woman of the people everyone loves her and she gets the crowd going.
Nick Nolte gets to thinking hey why not, this is the crazy move he needs and he makes her his VP.His staff seriously disagrees.
They show her getting a makeover while playing some cheesy upbeat eighty's song cutting back and forth from showing her try on different outfits at the mall.They show a news program running a story about how this mystery pick shocked everyone and there is serious doubt she can pull it off.James Carville makes a cameo saying this is the craziest dang thing he's ever seen.
She makes a fool of herself at first but then buckles down on the issues and they show her touring the states(Like the movie Hoosiers showing the games with the music playing) making great speeches and becoming wildly popular.She's the hockey mom every woman and now they show a news story praising her.
Noltes numbers rise to a tie based on her.Rob Lowe trys to sabotage her and some type of tough decision must be made by her about something that puts everything in jeopardy.She does the right thing but it looks like its going to cost them the election.She's sad and it looks bleak but out of no where the american people vote for Nolte and they win.
Inauguration day comes and everyone's happy.Weeks later she gets a call and Nolte dies of a heart attack.She's sad but now she's president.War breaks out, she's brave and saves the day.Upbeat chick music, fade to black.She run's for reelection in the sequel.
Nolte is totally dead in the water and the goofy bastard is down 15 pts campaigning in Alaska.During a snowstorm he and a small staff head to a campaign event in the middle of no where when his driver runs into a snowdrift.They try to push it out but are attacked by a moose,hilarity ensues.They scramble back into the suv and try to call for help but there is no service.The moose starts smashing the car up and they fear for their life,the jewish member of the staff screams like a girl for comedic effect.
Just as it looks most grim they hear a gunshot and the moose runs away.On screen appears the hero(played by Sandra Bullock).A mid forties women, plain jane but attractive, dressed down enough where she's not super hot.Nick Nolte thanks her and they get to talking.Turns out she's governor of this wacky state and they are going to the same event.She gives a great speech, she's a real woman of the people everyone loves her and she gets the crowd going.
Nick Nolte gets to thinking hey why not, this is the crazy move he needs and he makes her his VP.His staff seriously disagrees.
They show her getting a makeover while playing some cheesy upbeat eighty's song cutting back and forth from showing her try on different outfits at the mall.They show a news program running a story about how this mystery pick shocked everyone and there is serious doubt she can pull it off.James Carville makes a cameo saying this is the craziest dang thing he's ever seen.
She makes a fool of herself at first but then buckles down on the issues and they show her touring the states(Like the movie Hoosiers showing the games with the music playing) making great speeches and becoming wildly popular.She's the hockey mom every woman and now they show a news story praising her.
Noltes numbers rise to a tie based on her.Rob Lowe trys to sabotage her and some type of tough decision must be made by her about something that puts everything in jeopardy.She does the right thing but it looks like its going to cost them the election.She's sad and it looks bleak but out of no where the american people vote for Nolte and they win.
Inauguration day comes and everyone's happy.Weeks later she gets a call and Nolte dies of a heart attack.She's sad but now she's president.War breaks out, she's brave and saves the day.Upbeat chick music, fade to black.She run's for reelection in the sequel.
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