......cause no one in my family cares.
- The 2.0 just turned 2. She had cake and stuff. Jimmy built her a sandbox. I'm sure the neighborhood cats appreciate their new gigantic litter box.
- I have returned to the shithole job I hate that pays me well. I am miserable, but not yet prepared to stand on the corners. Gimme 6 months though...
-I will admit to being a reality TV whore (cause I denied this in the past), I watch Big Borther, Canadian and American Idol, Intervention, Last Comic Standing and The Two Coreys (yes, my head is bowed in shame over that last one)
- I find jake Gyllenhall increasingly hot, but the same can be said about his sister. Something about her appeals to me.
- Obama!
- I am still as uninteresting as ever, but I'm about to assume the position of PRESIDENT for my professional association. No one else wanted to do it, so wasn't like I was popular. Or qualified.
- Jimmy and I went to Mexico and it was BORING! Two years old don't hold their liquor well.
That's it.
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Flumper update:
Flumper > BIRD33
Thanks.
Huh, starting a thread did indeed increase my activity level.
Interestingly, responding to your own thread does not increase your activity level.
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I can't watch that Intervention show.I've seen a couple and its interesting but somehow I feel like I'm intruding on real world issues for these people and their families.I have to turn the station.
I didnt know the guy who didnt die from that gay cowboy movie even had a sister.
Jimmys a real handyman :joff: .
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Yeah, I'm not sure I could tackle a kid's sandbox. That sounds pretty tough.
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I'd pay someone to build a sandbox...
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furniture polish???
fucking hell, someone should just kill her and put her out of her misery
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
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It's a truly disturbing video.She's driving around in a car while sucking on some can like its a babys bottle.Word on the street is shes following the olympics via Flumpers real time updates.
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i understand 8 is in his hotel room
crying in the corner cause paddy will not meet him for lunch
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BIRD33 update:
I'm hungover.
I had to kick a woman out of my apartment this morning.
I've got the shits.
Left over chinese food helps with the shits, correct?
I've got a load of paperwork to finish on my desk which I'm not going to do today.
Said women from early called me around lunch and asked if I saw her birth control pills.
I thought to myself why pay for those?I'll kick you in the stomach for free.(kidding?)
After work I plan on going to the corner store and flirting with the 18 year old asian chick whose parents run the place and then smoking a bowl while playing xbox.
I will masturbate.
Whats with chicks who don't like to have sex in the morning?I payed for the whole night in beers for christ sake.
Girl in my office who blew me on my last business trip got flowers from I guess her boyfriend while she was out at lunch so I put a post it note over the card that said you're fired.
I'm a card.
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