[Banana]

The polls look cool now.

Ok, here we go. What's the best way to off my cats?

[quint]

tabby fried rice

[BIRD33]

Make them read these threads.

[Banana]

If they could read, I'd probably want to keep them around :roll:

[bam]

Sank yoo fow cawwing Chinee Dwagon. Will dis be fow pickup ow dewivewy?

[Jimmy]

Racist . Reported.

[littlelolly]

Dude seriously, like we even let Asians into Ohio.

[bam]

lol Not racist, just not politically correct.

[littlelolly]

Why is no one asking this woman for the reasoning behind killing these cats?

[BIRD33]

Its pretty obvious nobody give a fuck.If this wasnt stickyed it would be on page two.

[leucifer]

Before I answer this I need to know if you mean cats literally, or if this is a metaphor for your lady parts

[Banana]

Oh, those old things have been off for years.

[leucifer]

Oh, those old things have been off for years.

Again, just to clarify. Do you mean off like smell?

[Banana]

Ask Jim. I haven't even seen them since dog knows when. Plus, according to 8, I'm damaged goods because I didn't get a daddy stitch. Or something.

[leucifer]

WTF is a daddy stitch?

[BIRD33]

No wonder he walked out.Like screwing a hefty bag.

[leucifer]

No wonder he walked out.Like screwing a hefty bag.

A regular one, or the type with the elastic top so it holds tight and the flexible main part so it stretches?

[Jimmy]

[img]hotdogdownahallway[/img]

: )

[Banana]

Hot dog? Let's not exaggerate, Jimmy.

[Bill]

tie their tails together with some rope then throw them over a clothes line.
one will kill the other and the survivor will die from it's wounds.
plus you can take bets on which one will be the survivor.