06-27-2004, 09:40 PM
A man gets home,
screeches his car into the driveway,
runs into the house, slams the door,
and shouts at the top of his lungs.....
"Honey, pack your bags, I won the lottery"
The wife says
"Oh my God No Shit!!! Wow!
"what do you think I should pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"
The husband yells back.
"It dosen't matter....
Just get the Fuck out"
screeches his car into the driveway,
runs into the house, slams the door,
and shouts at the top of his lungs.....
"Honey, pack your bags, I won the lottery"
The wife says
"Oh my God No Shit!!! Wow!
"what do you think I should pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"
The husband yells back.
"It dosen't matter....
Just get the Fuck out"
I am trying to see things from your perspective....But I can't get my head that far up my ass!
Remember - The TOES you step on today maybe attached to the ASS you have to kiss tomorrow.
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