[Blondie]

36
have been accused of spousal abuse


7
have been arrested for fraud




19
have been accused of writing bad checks

117
have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses


3
have done time for assault



71,
repeat
71
cannot get a credit card due to bad credit



14
have been arrested on drug-related charges

8
have been arrested for shoplifting



21
currently
are defendants in lawsuits, and



84
have been arrested for drunk driving
in the last year




This is the same group of idiots that crank out laws every year to keep us in line.

[Dr. Lecter]

84
have been arrested for drunk driving
in the last year




This is the same group of idiots that crank out laws every year to keep us in line.

i should run for office.

[Blondie]

i should run for office.

:hug:

[Banana]

i should run for office.

Please. We all know you'd be the "stain" on the blue dress, Lecter.

[Dr. Lecter]

Please. We all know you'd be the "stain" on the blue dress, Lecter.

clinton's a 'dribbler'. i could do better.

[Banana]

clinton's a 'dribbler'. i could do better.

Oh, do tell. You know I like the squirt stories

[Dr. Lecter]

Oh, do tell. You know I like the squirt stories

Suffice to say that just LOOKS like spackle on my bedroom ceiling. :lol2:

[Banana]

Suffice to say that just LOOKS like spackle on my bedroom ceiling. :lol2:

We are spackling tomorrow. Come over?

[Dr. Lecter]

We are spackling tomorrow. Come over?

i just felt some pre-cum ooze out of my dingus.

[Banana]

i just felt some pre-cum ooze out of my dingus.

You can feel that? You sure you don't have the crabs?

[Dr. Lecter]

You can feel that? You sure you don't have the crabs?

Not in my urethra, babycakes.

[Blondie]

Great thread, thanks guys.

:hug:

[nicthaninja]

I personally vote for the Congressmen with the cleanest records cause it means they can lie better.

[Fatfuckfrank]

someone should park a carbomb into this thread