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Meet Jules and Vincent (formerly known as Sam and Larry). I got these kitties a month ago and within the next 2 weeks I should get them neutered, according to the vet. I feel bad for the little guys that I need to get their nuts chopped off, so I thought it would only be fair for me to try and arrange to get them some "kitty kitty" beforehand so they know what it's like. Is that wrong? I know if I was in a similar situation I'd want to know what it was like, but some people are telling me that it is cruel to let them have a taste and then never experience it again. I also need to know how I ask someone if I can borrow their female cat for sex purposes (for the cats, not me)...any suggestions/advice would be appreciated. Thanks,
TomFoolery_420
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
if you let a male cat mature to the point of being able to get some "pussy" then they are likely to begin a habit called spraying...they continue to do this even after getting nuetered.
spraying is when they piss on trees, furniture, walls, or whatever to mark their scent. this usually occurs when a female is in heat in the area. if you want your home to continue to smell clean and fresh then you might not want them to reach that point in their sexual maturity.
He is right. Cat spray is EXACTLY the reason I don't own a fucking cat anymore. It is damn near impossible to clean up and smells up your damn house for weeks even with thorough cleaning. :mellow:
don't do it tom! don't do it!
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I can't believe you're soliciting advice about whether or not to get your cats laid. :blink:
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I would get them 'fixed' before they start spraying. The Ex and I didn't get ours fixed before he did, and now he still sprays, even though he is fixed.. :p Ruined more bathroom throwrugs that way..
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Ah. Thanks for the clarification beau. Fuck that bubba, I will not be responsible for my cats being the downfall of the world as we know it (at least not because they tagged EL GATO). You're going to have to find another schmuck that has a cat.
P.S. beau, I can't thank you enough for the advice. B)
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
just get there nutzZzz chopped off as soon as possible b4 u have pee smelling furniture hmmmm NutTTzz chopped off doesnt that just sound lovely haha
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PMS'ing I suppose, Lovely?
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NOOOOOOOOOO, don't be good, be good at it!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I had a cat for threee days and the fucking thing flooded the basement. (not lliterally)
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Quote:Originally posted by TomFoolery_420@Mar 11 2004, 05:09 PM
I can't believe that you were soliciting advice on how [b]you could get laid... 
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Suck it up, Stoney. You were sooooo looking to get laid!!!!!! :lol: :lol:
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