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Advice Needed - TomFoolery - 03-11-2004

Meet Jules and Vincent (formerly known as Sam and Larry). I got these kitties a month ago and within the next 2 weeks I should get them neutered, according to the vet. I feel bad for the little guys that I need to get their nuts chopped off, so I thought it would only be fair for me to try and arrange to get them some "kitty kitty" beforehand so they know what it's like. Is that wrong? I know if I was in a similar situation I'd want to know what it was like, but some people are telling me that it is cruel to let them have a taste and then never experience it again. I also need to know how I ask someone if I can borrow their female cat for sex purposes (for the cats, not me)...any suggestions/advice would be appreciated. Thanks,

TomFoolery_420

Advice Needed - beaver-trap - 03-11-2004

if you let a male cat mature to the point of being able to get some "pussy" then they are likely to begin a habit called spraying...they continue to do this even after getting nuetered.
spraying is when they piss on trees, furniture, walls, or whatever to mark their scent. this usually occurs when a female is in heat in the area. if you want your home to continue to smell clean and fresh then you might not want them to reach that point in their sexual maturity.

Advice Needed - Beaucephus - 03-11-2004

He is right. Cat spray is EXACTLY the reason I don't own a fucking cat anymore. It is damn near impossible to clean up and smells up your damn house for weeks even with thorough cleaning. :mellow:

Advice Needed - txbubba - 03-11-2004

don't do it tom! don't do it!

Advice Needed - Beaucephus - 03-12-2004

Quote:Originally posted by txbubba@Mar 11 2004, 02:53 PM
don't do it tom!  don't do it!
Man he just telling you that because he wants EL GATO to become LOS TIGRES once again. :|

Advice Needed - txbubba - 03-12-2004

Quote:Originally posted by Beaucephus+Mar 11 2004, 10:00 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Beaucephus @ Mar 11 2004, 10:00 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-txbubba@Mar 11 2004, 02:53 PM
don't do it tom!&nbsp; don't do it!
Man he just telling you that because he wants EL GATO to become LOS TIGRES once again. :| [/b][/quote]
shhh, you'll spoil, the surprise.

Advice Needed - Beaucephus - 03-12-2004

Quote:Originally posted by txbubba+Mar 11 2004, 03:03 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(txbubba @ Mar 11 2004, 03:03 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Quote:Originally posted by Beaucephus@Mar 11 2004, 10:00 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-txbubba@Mar 11 2004, 02:53 PM
[b] don't do it tom!  don't do it!
Man he just telling you that because he wants EL GATO to become LOS TIGRES once again. :| [/b]
shhh, you'll spoil, the surprise. [/b][/quote]
NO FUCKING WAY I AM BEING QUITE. The people must be warned fo the possible reprecussions of the infamous dastardly deeds of LOS TIGRES in the case that they are reunited to wreak havoc upon the world again. :| :| :| THey must know I say!!!! :blink: :blink: :blink:

Advice Needed - St0ney - 03-12-2004

I can't believe you're soliciting advice about whether or not to get your cats laid. :blink:

Advice Needed - darkchyld - 03-12-2004

I would get them 'fixed' before they start spraying. The Ex and I didn't get ours fixed before he did, and now he still sprays, even though he is fixed.. :p Ruined more bathroom throwrugs that way..

Advice Needed - TomFoolery - 03-12-2004

Quote:Originally posted by Stoney@Mar 11 2004, 10:17 PM
I can't believe you're soliciting advice about whether or not to get your cats laid.&nbsp; :blink:
I can't believe that you were soliciting advice on how you could get laid... Wink

Advice Needed - TomFoolery - 03-12-2004

Quote:Originally posted by Beaucephus+Mar 11 2004, 10:08 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Beaucephus @ Mar 11 2004, 10:08 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Quote:Originally posted by txbubba@Mar 11 2004, 03:03 PM
Quote:Originally posted by Beaucephus@Mar 11 2004, 10:00 PM
[b] <!--QuoteBegin-txbubba@Mar 11 2004, 02:53 PM
[b] don't do it tom!  don't do it!
Man he just telling you that because he wants EL GATO to become LOS TIGRES once again. :| [/b]
shhh, you'll spoil, the surprise. [/b]
NO FUCKING WAY I AM BEING QUITE. The people must be warned fo the possible reprecussions of the infamous dastardly deeds of LOS TIGRES in the case that they are reunited to wreak havoc upon the world again. :| :| :| THey must know I say!!!! :blink: :blink: :blink: [/b][/quote]
Nice try bubba. I saw a picture of EL GATO on UJ and I still have the image burned in my head. Don't know about LOS TIGRES though, could someone fill me in?

Advice Needed - Beaucephus - 03-12-2004

Quote:Originally posted by TomFoolery_420+Mar 11 2004, 04:11 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TomFoolery_420 @ Mar 11 2004, 04:11 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Quote:Originally posted by Beaucephus@Mar 11 2004, 10:08 PM
Quote:Originally posted by txbubba@Mar 11 2004, 03:03 PM
[b]
Quote:Originally posted by Beaucephus@Mar 11 2004, 10:00 PM
[b] <!--QuoteBegin-txbubba@Mar 11 2004, 02:53 PM
[b] don't do it tom!  don't do it!
Man he just telling you that because he wants EL GATO to become LOS TIGRES once again. :| [/b]
shhh, you'll spoil, the surprise. [/b]
NO FUCKING WAY I AM BEING QUITE. The people must be warned fo the possible reprecussions of the infamous dastardly deeds of LOS TIGRES in the case that they are reunited to wreak havoc upon the world again. :| :| :| THey must know I say!!!! :blink: :blink: :blink: [/b]
Nice try bubba. I saw a picture of EL GATO on UJ and I still have the image burned in my head. Don't know about LOS TIGRES though, could someone fill me in? [/b][/quote]
EL GATO was LOS TIGRES until one of them died. Now ELGATO is out looking for a partner in order to take revenge upon the world as we know it. It can't happen. :unsure: :|

Advice Needed - TomFoolery - 03-12-2004

Ah. Thanks for the clarification beau. Fuck that bubba, I will not be responsible for my cats being the downfall of the world as we know it (at least not because they tagged EL GATO). You're going to have to find another schmuck that has a cat.

P.S. beau, I can't thank you enough for the advice. B)

Advice Needed - lovelynoi - 03-12-2004

just get there nutzZzz chopped off as soon as possible b4 u have pee smelling furniture hmmmm NutTTzz chopped off doesnt that just sound lovely haha

Advice Needed - greg - 03-12-2004

PMS'ing I suppose, Lovely?

Advice Needed - lovelynoi - 03-12-2004

Quote:Originally posted by gregl@Mar 11 2004, 04:56 PM
PMS'ing I suppose, Lovely?
yes i am so umm leave me alone lol jk ill be good Big Grin

Advice Needed - greg - 03-12-2004

NOOOOOOOOOO, don't be good, be good at it!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Advice Needed - Undeadcannibal - 03-12-2004

I had a cat for threee days and the fucking thing flooded the basement. (not lliterally)

Advice Needed - St0ney - 03-12-2004

Quote:Originally posted by TomFoolery_420@Mar 11 2004, 05:09 PM
I can't believe that you were soliciting advice on how [b]you could get laid... Wink [/b]
:o

Advice Needed - greg - 03-12-2004

Suck it up, Stoney. You were sooooo looking to get laid!!!!!! :lol: :lol: Big Grin :lol: