12-15-2006, 06:17 PM
Your Mums Pimp Wrote:How come you like it so much
Rack!
Signed,
No. That was Terrible.
Man Laws
Rack!
Signed,
No. That was Terrible.
12-18-2006, 08:10 PM
Never turn down a cold beer...
unless its a coors light
unless its a coors light
12-18-2006, 10:01 PM
Anhil8tor Wrote:Never turn down a cold beer...
unless its a coors light
I think you broke a man law with your man law.
a man should never gripe about the brand of free beer he his given. he may, however, raise a mortal shitstorm if the temperature is unacceptable
12-18-2006, 10:26 PM
Man Law:
a man should not have any scented sprays in his bathroom. if you want your shit to smell like flowers, eat petunias. matches are acceptable but it is recommended that the aroma be allowed to dissipate at it's leisure so that all occupants of the abode can fully enjoy the flavor
a man should not have any scented sprays in his bathroom. if you want your shit to smell like flowers, eat petunias. matches are acceptable but it is recommended that the aroma be allowed to dissipate at it's leisure so that all occupants of the abode can fully enjoy the flavor
12-18-2006, 10:27 PM
fu, I put one of your favorites in here. I bet you can name that tune in 1 note
12-19-2006, 06:12 AM
Man Law:
a man can put thought into gifts for two people and two people only. your mother and your spouse. everybody else gets booze or the first thing that catches your eye at the drugstore (when picking up condoms) or gas station (when picking up beer)
a man can put thought into gifts for two people and two people only. your mother and your spouse. everybody else gets booze or the first thing that catches your eye at the drugstore (when picking up condoms) or gas station (when picking up beer)
12-19-2006, 08:16 AM
Man Law:
A man should never ask for directions on where he is going. Even if he has no knowledge of where he is actually headed. One must always respond with this is a shortcut or I know where I am going.
A man should never ask for directions on where he is going. Even if he has no knowledge of where he is actually headed. One must always respond with this is a shortcut or I know where I am going.
One part of the Trailer Trash Alliance
12-19-2006, 08:18 AM
Man Law:
A man should never do the dishes. Even when they are piled sky high and have mold on them. If the dishes continue to not get wished then the man is granted permission to throw them away and buy all plastic sets until the women is ready to wash real silverware and dishes.
A man should never do the dishes. Even when they are piled sky high and have mold on them. If the dishes continue to not get wished then the man is granted permission to throw them away and buy all plastic sets until the women is ready to wash real silverware and dishes.
One part of the Trailer Trash Alliance
12-19-2006, 08:19 AM
Man Law:
Work isn't finished until your home and at least 2 and half beers into your night. It is then acceptable to talk to the man.
Work isn't finished until your home and at least 2 and half beers into your night. It is then acceptable to talk to the man.
One part of the Trailer Trash Alliance
12-19-2006, 08:20 AM
Man Law:
You must never piss sitting down. If you piss sitting down you might as well chop it off and start suckin dick for coke
You must never piss sitting down. If you piss sitting down you might as well chop it off and start suckin dick for coke
One part of the Trailer Trash Alliance
12-19-2006, 08:22 AM
Man Law:
A man may never take anything in for repair. If an item is broken it must be attempted to be fixed. If it can't be fixed a brand new upgraded item is to be bought in replacement.
A man may never take anything in for repair. If an item is broken it must be attempted to be fixed. If it can't be fixed a brand new upgraded item is to be bought in replacement.
One part of the Trailer Trash Alliance
12-19-2006, 08:24 AM
Man Law:
Never use a chaser to follow your liquor. If you need a chaser find a new drug of choice.
Never use a chaser to follow your liquor. If you need a chaser find a new drug of choice.
One part of the Trailer Trash Alliance
12-19-2006, 08:26 AM
Man Law:
On Thanksgiving the only thing allowed on tv is football. If there is anything with giant balloons and floats on the television you are gay.
On Thanksgiving the only thing allowed on tv is football. If there is anything with giant balloons and floats on the television you are gay.
One part of the Trailer Trash Alliance
12-19-2006, 08:28 AM
Man Law:
Whenever you are dared to a competion of any matter you must take forth with the competion. Even if it is seeing who can jump off the roof the most times with breaking their legs. Any non competive behavior will result in being a pussy for life
Whenever you are dared to a competion of any matter you must take forth with the competion. Even if it is seeing who can jump off the roof the most times with breaking their legs. Any non competive behavior will result in being a pussy for life
One part of the Trailer Trash Alliance
12-19-2006, 08:28 AM
NinjaBassist Wrote:Man Law:Cool, man. Are all LawWhenever you dared to a competion of any matter you must take forth with the competion?Yes, even that.No I don't think there are any.
Whenever you are dared to a competion of any matter you must take forth with the competion. Even if it is seeing who can jump off the roof the most times with breaking their legs. Any non competive behavior will result in being a pussy for life
Who said I had to make sense ?
12-19-2006, 08:29 AM
Man Law:
Threesomes are only cool when there is two females and one male. No exceptions
Threesomes are only cool when there is two females and one male. No exceptions
One part of the Trailer Trash Alliance
12-19-2006, 08:32 AM
Man Law:
You may never ask for assistance when trying to lift something heavy up. Even if it is welll known you can't pick it up. You must struggle until someone offers or comes running over telling you that you are gonna blow your back out.
You may never ask for assistance when trying to lift something heavy up. Even if it is welll known you can't pick it up. You must struggle until someone offers or comes running over telling you that you are gonna blow your back out.
One part of the Trailer Trash Alliance
12-19-2006, 08:32 AM
NinjaBassist Wrote:Man Law:Cool, man. How far up?Yes, even that.Whatever you say, .
You may never ask for assistance when trying to lift something heavy up. Even if it is welll known you can't pick it up. You must struggle until someone offers or comes running over telling you that you are gonna blow your back out.
Who said I had to make sense ?
12-19-2006, 08:36 AM
Man Law:
When using the bathroom urinal eyes are to remain staring at the wall directly in front of you. Talking to anyone else is not allowed. When choosing a urinal you must have at least a one urinal gap from any other man, never ever choose the urninal right next to another man. Two shakes and thats it, dont tease unless you plan on finishing.
When using the bathroom urinal eyes are to remain staring at the wall directly in front of you. Talking to anyone else is not allowed. When choosing a urinal you must have at least a one urinal gap from any other man, never ever choose the urninal right next to another man. Two shakes and thats it, dont tease unless you plan on finishing.
One part of the Trailer Trash Alliance
12-19-2006, 08:38 AM
Man Law:
After taking a shit you must always look to enjoy your masterpiece.
After taking a shit you must always look to enjoy your masterpiece.
One part of the Trailer Trash Alliance
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