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Man Laws - Anhil8tor - 12-14-2006

Everyones seen the man law commercials...

post yours below:

Man Law:
Bros before hoes

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Man Laws - BIRD33 - 12-14-2006

Fruit in beer is gay.Ive been saying that for a decade.

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Man Laws - Anhil8tor - 12-14-2006

BIRD33 Wrote:Fruit in beer is gay.Ive been saying that for a decade.

that was on a commercial already..

you have to make one up silly.

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Man Laws - Anhil8tor - 12-14-2006

Man Law:

Under no circumstance shall a man ever drink a wine cooler.

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Man Laws - Anhil8tor - 12-14-2006

Man Law:

No man is ever allowed to give himself his own nickname.

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Man Laws - PurpleHaze - 12-14-2006

M O B!

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Man Laws - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-14-2006

Man Law:

Men don't drink beer from a glass. Only straight from the bottle or can.

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Man Laws - leeman - 12-14-2006

A good man never let his fellow drunk man walk home with an ugly chick.

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Man Laws - Anhil8tor - 12-14-2006

PurpleHaze Wrote:M O B!

:confused:

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Man Laws - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-14-2006

Man Law:

Men don't use bottle openers. Men use their class rings or a table top or some other cool way to open a bottle.

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Man Laws - PurpleHaze - 12-14-2006

Anhil8tor Wrote::confused:

Money over bitches.

:$

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Man Laws - Sassy - 12-14-2006

PurpleHaze Wrote:Money over bitches.

:$

When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Are you still located in ?

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Man Laws - PurpleHaze - 12-14-2006

Man Law:

Never wear socks with sandels.

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Man Laws - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-14-2006

Man Law:

Never ride in the backseat. Only fags sit in the back seat.

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Man Laws - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-14-2006

Man Law:

Never pre-heat an oven. Just add a little time to how long its supposed to cook.

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Man Laws - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-14-2006

Man Law:

Never act like you know anything about wine. Just tell the waiter to bring you something good and look at him like you are going to kick his ass if he hands you a cork.

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Man Laws - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-14-2006

Man Law:

Never order just a salad. You might as well ask the waiter if you can give him a blowjob behind the kitchen.

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Man Laws - quint - 12-14-2006

Man Law:
Always use a wallet or money clip. Real men never use a murse or fanny bag.

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Man Laws - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-14-2006

Man Law:

Never change a diaper. Ever.

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Man Laws - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-14-2006

Man Law:

Tip a waitress depending on how cute she is. Never give an ugly waitress a good tip. It only keeps them around longer.

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